True Facts About Mr T

[Drago]

Few remember Mr T's short stint playing Grant Mitchell in EastEnders following the mysterious disappearance of Ross Kemp.

T was sacked from the show after only 5 weeks when he insisted the cellar of the Queen Vic be stocked with an old ride on mower, a good supply of corrugated iron and some welding gear.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T got his first job welding panels on Apollo rockets. It believed this is where got a taste for welding anything he could. He used to be heard muttering “It ain’t rocket science, fool”.

 

[DRM]

Mr T's irrational fear of Aircraft comes from when he lived in the UK for a short while as a boy, he joined the local Air training Corp Squadron, and on the annual summer camp he had a rather exciting air experience flight, when the Chipmunk he was a passenger in flown by Flight lieutenant Dave " Loop The Loop" Carruthers, engaged another Chipmunk in a mock Dog Fight, ever since then he always swore "I Ain't getting on no plane fool" & he is almost certain he hasn't done.

 

[Drago]

George Peppard smoked those fragrant Cuban cigars because he couldn't stand the smell of Mr T's Brut 33.

 

[Drago]

Mr T turned down the role of Kunta Kinte in Roots because there is no equivalent of "Crazy fool" in Swahili.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

George Peppard smoked those fragrant Cuban cigars because he couldn't stand the smell of Mr T's Brut 33.

I would have thought that was a fire risk??

 

[Drago]

Mr T is fire retardant. He attributes this to the asbestos be breathed during his childhood in the slum apartments of the Bronx.

 

[PeteXXX]

MrT & James T Kirk share have the same problem in that the 'T' stands for Teflon because no-one can stick them..

 

[DRM]

Mr T was turned down for jobs with, the FBI, CIA & Secret Service, due to the fact he stands out like a sore thumb

 

[Dogtrousers]

Mr T was turned down for jobs with, the FBI, CIA & Secret Service, due to the fact he stands out like a sore thumb

When he wants to be, Mr T is master of disguise. Witness the fact that he played the character of Grant Mitchell in EastEnders for six months while Ross Kemp was indisposed and no-one noticed.

 

[Drago]

Forget Tyson Fury v Whoever.

No, the one the bookies and promoters want to see is Britain's Hardest Man, Ross Kemp, vs Mr T.

However, the US and UK authorities have conspired to prevent such a contest for fear that it could stop the Gulf Stream, bring about a solar eclipse, or even interrupt the plate tectonic process with disastrous consequences.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T is 100% testosterone, and has just signed a £1 trillion contract with the NHS. In return he’ll donate 10kg of pure natural testosterone per day.

 

[DRM]

Forget Tyson Fury v Whoever.

No, the one the bookies and promoters want to see is Britain's Hardest Man, Ross Kemp, vs Mr T.

However, the US and UK authorities have conspired to prevent such a contest for fear that it could stop the Gulf Stream, bring about a solar eclipse, or even interrupt the plate tectonic process with disastrous consequences.

They were also concerned that Ross Kemp may sense "It's all going to Kick off, so he got out of there quick"

 

[DRM]

Mr T invented the T-Bone Steak in 1976, after an incident involving his first A Team Van, & a farm, luckily he is a fully trained butcher, & always carries a BBQ with him, just in case

 

[Way-Out-West]

The T family have a tradition of giving their children middle names starting with Van... Mr T’s is simply Van and he named his firstborn Vanessa, poor lad.