True Facts About Ross Kemp

[accountantpete]

In the latest Ridley Scott version of Alien, Ross Kemp emerges from the Aliens stomach

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp used to work in an Engineering factory that specialised in dished steel components, these were formed by handing him cut sheets of steel which he moulded round his head with a lump hammer

 

[stephec]

Rudolph Hess was such a keen fan of Eastenders that on his death bed in Spandau his last words were, 'if Ross Kemp had been around in 1939 we'd have never dared invaded Poland.'

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp in Hamlet was not a hit.

"To be or not to be...who wrote this poncey b******s?" caught many critics by surprise.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Die Hard was loosely based on the events of December 1986, when Ross Kemp didn't get the right change from a parking machine and hunted down the people responsible.

 

[Drago]

Bruce Willis spent months working out, taking steroids, beefing up and training with his stuntman to play the part of Ross Kemp, but he flat refused to use the cockney accent. He didn't feel he had the right as he hadnt been born within earshot of the Bo Bells.

 

[accountantpete]

The new London musical Ross Kemp Superstar will be produced by Quentin Tarantino

 

[PeteXXX]

Ross Kemp failed his Cycling Proficiency exam as he insisted on pulling a wheelie followed by multiple Bunny Hops in front of the examiner.
To this day, he rides his bike in abject misery at his failure to impress.. 😔

 

[Drago]

Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson of often referred to as 'the American Ross Kemp", but its generally accepted that hes like the Monkees were to the Beatles.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Ross Kemp worked as a glass engraver for a while. He just used his fingernails

 

[DRM]

It’s a little known fact that the theme used for East Enders doesn’t start with drums, it was recorded quite accidentally when Ross Kemp was showing Barbara Windsor how gorillas communicate by beating their chests

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp calls The Rock "the Pebble", and does so to his face.

 

[accountantpete]

The new £50 note will have a picture of Ross Kemp on the reverse to deter counterfeiters.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It isn't well known, but the English side of the Channel Tunnel was dug by Ross Kemp simply shouting at the rock to "MOVE IT!!".

He doesn't speak French however, so they had to dig it normally, hence why it took so long.

 

[Badger_Boom]

Members of the SAS have to pass Ross Kemp Selection.