True Facts About Ross Kemp

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Badger_Boom

Veteran
Location
York
Ross Kemp once got trapped inside a king-sized duvet cover while changing his bedding and had to be rescued by Bob Hoskins.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Ross Kemp played a Japanese kamjkazi pilot in the Quentin Tarrantino version of Midway. If one listens closely they can hear him shout..."Bonsai! Death to the ponces!"

Tarrantino knew of this but was too frightened to cut it from the film.

Further to this, Ross Kemp really DID crash into the ship.

What frightened Tarrantino the most though, was witnessing Mr Kemp's remains slowly moving together and re - forming, Terminator style.
 
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Drago

Drago

Legendary Member
Tarrantino originally wanted Kemp to play Admiral Yamamoto but he refused to remove his leather jacket andnthe wardrobe crew couldn't make it look like a naval uniform.
 

Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Photo Winner
Location
Inside my skull
In 2011 Ross Kemp did a belly flop off an oil tanker in the Pacific leading to a devastating tsunami.
 
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Drago

Drago

Legendary Member
A special breed of cows has been developed to provide leather for Ross Kemps jackets.

The hides go to make jackets for the Eadt End hard man, and the meat is used to feed the Richardson's Rotweillers.
 

DRM

Guru
Location
West Yorks
in order to avoid the congestion charge, Ross Kemp has been seen riding a pet Rhinoceros into Central London, he was once cut up by a black cab, but both Ross & The Rhino charged & headbutted the vehicle until it was a write off
 

PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
Location
Hamtun
Ross Kemp fancied one of the Cheeky Girls. It was unfortunate that it was the same one who was betrothed to Lembit Öpik.
They decided on an arm wrestling contest to see who won her affections..
The rest, as they say, is history.
 
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