True Facts About Ross Kemp

[Drago]

Ross Kemp was fired from London's Burning after season 1.

It seems the leather clad hard man thought the special effects were "too poncey" and had been starting real fires. John Wayne quite his role as Liz the cross dressing tea lady and the production was in danger of losing Burt Reynolds as well, so the producers fired Kemp.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ross Kemp was fired from London's Burning after season 1.

It seems the leather clad hard man thought the special effects were "too poncey" and had been starting real fires. John Wayne quite his role as Liz the cross dressing tea lady and the production was in danger of losing Burt Reynolds as well, so the producers fired Kemp.

Quite!

 

[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp was the star of London's Gurning with his "Blue Steel" gurn.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp has balls of steel, no he really does!

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp thinks hes special for having one more ball than Hitler.

 

[DRM]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz60ezlg905o
Police in Worcestershire are looking for a person, or persons unknown who has been painting red crosses on mini roundabouts, turning them into St Georges Flags, however they have got the wrong end of the stick, as Ross Kemp has got himself a Jet Pack & has been travelling in Worcestershire on holiday, it seems this "Art" is simply Ross Kemp landing pads!

 

[Drago]

When appearing in panto Ross Kemp poses as an asylum seeker in order to get free accommodation in whatever town he is appearing.

 

[Drago]

In a curious twist of fate, Bethnal Green council have served Ross Kemp with an injucntion preventing him from punching anyone. It seems the original planning permission only covered his fists for use as a summer house.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

In breaking news Ross has been hit by a ton of bricks falling off a lorry. The bricks are now dust and currently being swept up by accident investigators. Ross has told them he’ll be down his local, Punch and Judy

 

[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp has a Black Belt (with Hells Angels buckle) in karate.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In the fortnight when Ross Kemp let himself go, he got so fat that he identified as 'Trans Slender', so he made a flag and started a whole movement and everything!

 

[Drago]

In the fortnight where Ross Kemp let himself go, he got so fat that he identified as 'Trans Slender', made a flag and started a whole movement!

Indeed. In his previous lean and musclebound state Ross Kemp was trans-fat.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp, aside from being the hardest and most naturally musclebound man in the world, is also the world's series man.

On an unrelated note it has been announced that Ross Kemp's Good Morning interview with Ranvir Singh can only be shown after the 9pm watershed.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It isn't very well known, but Ross Kemp's first ever job was as a traffic bollard in Dagenham.

In fact, he'd probably still be there now, if Barbara Windsor hadn't spotted him from the back of her Limo.

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp decided to go on a hiking holiday a few years back in Washington State, as it was very cold he was wearing a fur coat, it was so cold that a family of Sasquatch mistook him for a cousin & let him stay with them, as they got along so well they decided to let Ross Kemp stay every year, & they exchange gifts & cards at Xmas !