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The new Ross Kemp range of Lonsdale boxing gloves have been banned as offensive weapons.
True Facts About Ross Kemp
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Ross Kemp was the first choice to play the Predator in the eponymous 80s action flick.
However, during one take he descended from the trees in costume and headbutted Jesse Venture before shouting, " 'ave it, you ponce!"
This scene wasn't used in the final cut but was used as a basis for the script for Commando.
However, during one take he descended from the trees in costume and headbutted Jesse Venture before shouting, " 'ave it, you ponce!"
This scene wasn't used in the final cut but was used as a basis for the script for Commando.
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The film 'Tremors' was inspired after Ross Kemp travelled on the Tube.
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This bit in Jurassic Park was created by getting Ross Kemp to slowly walk up to the car.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc_i5TKdmhs
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc_i5TKdmhs
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Borassic Park was to be a film about a scientist that went bankrupt using cells from Ross Kemp's leather jacket to clone him and populate a safari park. The plot was that rhe Kemps would escape and cause deadly mayhem.
Sadly Jeff Goldblum and Ross Kemp fell out early on in filming over an argument about whether Eagles were better than Chas and Dave, and the film was never completed.
Sadly Jeff Goldblum and Ross Kemp fell out early on in filming over an argument about whether Eagles were better than Chas and Dave, and the film was never completed.
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Reports of a meteor in the night sky above Australia have been found to be inaccurate, when it was shown that it was actually Ross Kemp practising his VVHALO (Very Very High Altitude Low Opening) parachute jump from the edge of space, with the flare of re-entry from his polished & waxed head, and his protective leather jacket being visible in the night sky, all went to plan and he landed safely in Albert Square outside The Queen Vic Pub
Reports of a meteor in the night sky above Australia have been found to be inaccurate, when it was shown that it was actually Ross Kemp practising his VVHALO (Very Very High Altitude Low Opening) parachute jump from the edge of space, with the flare of re-entry from his polished & waxed head, and his protective leather jacket being visible in the night sky, all went to plan and he landed safely in Albert Square outside The Queen Vic Pub
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Ronnie Pickering calls Ross Kemp "Sir."
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Someone liked a Cyclechat post that Ross didn’t. Ross took one look at the post and it self combusted in fear.
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Ross Kemp lasted a morning as a moderator on CycleChat. Calling one particular member a "ponce" and telling them to take their "weakling whinging over to NCAP before I nut you" didnt go down well, particularly as that members name was Shaun.
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Ross Kemp's smoking jacket emits real smoke.
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If the earth is ever about to be hit by an asteroid big enough to cause a catastrophic loss of lif, all NASA will do is send Ross up to headbutt it until it either breaks up or it changes it's mind and leaves.
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Matt Lucas is the secret love child of Letitia Dean and Ross Kemp.
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Ross Kemp's autobiography will only be available in hardback.
