True Facts About Ross Kemp
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In the Final at the Olympics, all Ross had to do was play a take - out shot to win Curling Gold.
This he did in style, except that he played the shot so hard that all of the stones shattered in the process!
This he did in style, except that he played the shot so hard that all of the stones shattered in the process!
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Drago
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In Strongman competitions the Atlas stones are to be renamed the Kemp stones in honour of Ross Kemp's weighty and granite like testicles.
Don't ask what the caber is to be renamed as until after the 9pm watershed.
Don't ask what the caber is to be renamed as until after the 9pm watershed.
accountantpete
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Ross Kemp will be playing the part of Eddie Hall in the film biography of the Stoke On Trent strongman and has been taking special muscle slimming injections in order to get into shape.
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Drago
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Ross Kemp has special dispensation from the King to mix his recycling with his general waste.
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Ross Kemp's leather jacket is the only man-made object other than the Great Wall of China that can be seen from space. Indeed, ISS astronauts use it as a navigation marker.
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Drago
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When Ross Kemp gives someone the finger hes telling them how long in seconds before theyre aboit to get knocked out.
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The Swiss Army use Ross Kemp knives.
accountantpete
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The taxi driver arrested for carrying an offensive weapon pleaded innocent, saying he didn't know Ross Kemp was the passenger.
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Drago
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The new Ross Kemp range of Lonsdale boxing gloves have been banned as offensive weapons.
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Ross Kemp was the first choice to play the Predator in the eponymous 80s action flick.
However, during one take he descended from the trees in costume and headbutted Jesse Venture before shouting, " 'ave it, you ponce!"
This scene wasn't used in the final cut but was used as a basis for the script for Commando.
However, during one take he descended from the trees in costume and headbutted Jesse Venture before shouting, " 'ave it, you ponce!"
This scene wasn't used in the final cut but was used as a basis for the script for Commando.
Mad Doug Biker
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The film 'Tremors' was inspired after Ross Kemp travelled on the Tube.
accountantpete
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This bit in Jurassic Park was created by getting Ross Kemp to slowly walk up to the car.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc_i5TKdmhs
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc_i5TKdmhs
