True Facts About Ross Kemp

[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp is the new Ambassador to the USA - they will be back being a colony in no time.

 

[Drago]

According to Ross Kemp, it this rain doesnt stop Michael Fish will be sleeping with the fishes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

According to Ross Kemp, it this rain doesnt stop Michael Fish will be sleeping with the fishes.

Ross Kemp likes nothing better than to go a scuba diving.

Unfortunately, he takes balloons with him, that he ties to fish, so that they 'sleep with the birds'.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's drunken visit to The Vatican gave rise to " The Italian Jobbie" headlines in the local press.

 

[accountantpete]

Whoops- wrong thread!

 

[Drago]

When questioned about his friend Mad Doug Biker, Ross Kemp replied, "Mad? Hes absolutely furious!"

Kemp then called the reporter a "ponce" and threatened to have him kneecapped if he didnt get off the East End hardmans allotment.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp founded Spandau Ballet before moving on and letting his younger brothers take over. “None of that poncy make up for me“ he was heard muttering after he left.

 

[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp scrapped plans to join a cloistered Buddhist temple when he found they didn't have a rifle range.

 

[Way-Out-West]

The Ross Kemp Action Man figure is the only one with genitals.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp's real mother is Diana Ross, and his father is Martin Kemp.

 

[Way-Out-West]

Ross Kemp is famously a cross dresser, but he gets angry doing most things.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp doesnt do the Times crossword. He does the Sun extremely angry word.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Ross Kemp Action Man figure is the only one with genitals.

There is also a special edition which incorporates a water pistol.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... There's also a very exclusive limited edition that shoots milk/cream for your tea/coffe... Yeah, sorry! 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp's pit bull has erected a "beware of the human" sign.