Turkey eggs on Christmas Day

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dog eggs anyone?

 

[vickster]

Dog eggs anyone?

Have you tried to cook and eat something that's actually microscopic? If going that route, at least choose an exotic or rare mammal like a white rhino

 

[wonderloaf]

Not Turkey Eggs but close...
https://www.nigella.com/recipes/turkish-eggs

 

[AndyMack]

Yuk! I cannot eat a runny yolk, it’s got to be fried or boiled within an inch of its life or I’ll be ill

Not Turkey Eggs but close...
https://www.nigella.com/recipes/turkish-eggs

 

[Dave7]

A turkey farmer in Norfolk managed to develop square turkey eggs. It really worked. Yolks came out square and everything was fine.
Except he never managed to develop turkeys with square a**** so they didnt really take off (nor did the turkeys of course)

 

[Mugshot]

double stds

Itchy!!

 

[nickyboy]

Do you also drink ostrich pee when there's a drought in that neck of the woods?

We do try, but they're a bugger to round up

 

[Salty seadog]

Have you tried to cook and eat something that's actually microscopic? If going that route, at least choose an exotic or rare mammal like a white rhino

You're barking up the wrong end of the stick Vic....

 

[vickster]

You're barking up the wrong end of the stick Vic....

Not a phrase I've ever heard if you're referring to what you might be

 

[Salty seadog]

Not a phrase I've ever heard if you're referring to what you might be

 

[pawl]

A turkey farmer in Norfolk managed to develop square turkey eggs. It really worked. Yolks came out square and everything was fine.
Except he never managed to develop turkeys with square a**** so they didnt really take off (nor did the turkeys of course)

We could here them in Leicestershire squealing in pain.

 

[classic33]

A turkey farmer in Norfolk managed to develop square turkey eggs. It really worked. Yolks came out square and everything was fine.
Except he never managed to develop turkeys with square a**** so they didnt really take off (nor did the turkeys of course)

Odd Factoids thataway->->->

 

[Randomnerd]

Another bloody daft thread. Give me strength. It’s like walking into an asylum when all the staff are looking the other way or round the back having a tab.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Another bloody daft thread. Give me strength. It’s like walking into an asylum when all the staff are looking the other way or round the back having a tab.

I thought it was an absolute genius of a thread

 

[vickster]

Well I’ve learnt that turkey eggs are seasonal...and not available at Christmas

And that @Accy cyclist doesn’t actually live in Accrington. I reckon his name is actually Geraldine and she lives in Truro