Joe24
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very-near said:They don't do it in Skoda's Joe![]()
The Skoda could pull the offroader on a trailor though Dr Linf

very-near said:They don't do it in Skoda's Joe![]()
Joe24 said:The Skoda could pull the offroader on a trailor though Dr Linf![]()
Joe24 said:The Skoda could pull the offroader on a trailor though Dr Linf![]()
very-near" said:I know that. My comment was a little reminder that you used to think it was 80%. Until I helped you out.
Tee hee. Macho boys talking butch.
How many footballer hijacks have there been in Manchester? Do the Bentley convertibles that many of them drive have invisible force-fields around them?
You've been fed a testosterone line and sucked it up good and proper.
Again, it illustrates the point very well. 4x4 drivers thinking they're going to come across a scene from Mad Max in the Cheshire countryside. Suits the image perfectly doesn't it? I can smell the testosterone.
"SAS boy"???
Let's offroad!!!
Joe24 said:Actually linf he wasnt and he could have towed more![]()
You haven't answered my questions.
When was the last footballer hijack in Cheshire?
How much is the optional extra force-field only available on the sports cars of footballers?
What's with your big-man-Mad-Max mercinary excitement?
Are there special laws for Shogun-driving bodyguards that we don't know about?
There's a bloke near here who owns a bright yellow Hummer. He thinks it makes him look like the terminator. All it really does is show that he fell for the marketing and bought a re-shaped bog-standard US school-run car.
very-near said:No, the car was immaculate when I bought it. It had only been imported a 18 months before from Japan. The first person to take it offroad was me.
Do you honestly think he would have been taken seriously by his employer if he turned up to collect the footballers family in a Tino ?
The guy was most certainly not macho in demeanour, or build. I had no idea that he was until I went into the study to sort the docs out and saw the pics from his army career on the wall and I asked him why he was selling it.
He just looked like an average guy.
jimboalee said:He bought a Japan spec re-import? Cheapskate
Why didn't he go for a kevlar lined, armour plated, toughened glass 'Special Vehicle Operations' car direct from Solihull if the job was THAT serious![]()
No footballer has ever been kidnapped in the UK. Nor his family.
Your 4x4 was bought for image. Whether it's his boss telling him or his own decision, it was intended to portray the image of a hard man.
Most chauffeurs of that type use those Merc people carriers or Grand Voyagers.
Saying that you've bought a 4x4 so that you can smash your way out of trouble is pathetic.
No I don't.
You're not talking about illegal robberies. You're talking about chauffeuring.
You said he chose it because his boss wouldn't want him driving anything else.
All about image linfy. This isn't Basra.
You've got the dimmer on this morning.
You're talking about victims of robbery now. Before you were talking about perpetrators.
A footballer does not need to buy a 4x4 so that he can smash his way into a bank.
A footballer does not need to buy a 4x4 so that he can smash his way out of trouble on the road.
Stop being so ridiculous.
When there were rumours of a kidnap plotb on the Beckhams, they didn't hire in mercinaries. They called the police.
Again, this is the UK, not Iraq.
Again, this is the UK, not Iraq. Your (claimed) ex-SAS "boy" that you're so eager to rub yourself up against was only interested in image.
You said that it was part of the company's image requirement.
On the contrary. It's because I'm so comfortable in myself that I can see the pointlessness of trying to buy self-image.