Uncle Drago's agony column

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Dear Auntie Drago
I think I'm going crackers because I'm hearing voices all the time and I can't seem to get any peace.

I go out to Strabucks and there are people talking - voices. I then go to the supermarket and hear people talking there also - more voices.

But the worst thing of all is I may be lying in bed at night and then get up and press a tumbler against my neighbours wall. I can frequently hear more voices and they are strangely muffled.

I don't know what to do. Can you please help me?

Love, Nellie.
C/o Trailer 47a,
Ocean View Trailer Park

 

[Drago]

Dear Welly,

I can indeed help. Send me the login details to your bank account and ill have something else to divert your attention.