Uncle Mort said:
I used to work with an American bloke called k n u t.
I went to school with someone who's surname was Knutson. He just pronounced it 'nutson'. Shame.
My name is, as you may have guessed, Jeremy. I've never been terribly keen on it as a name as I've always felt it sounds a) a bit silly and;
very posh. I usually stick with Jez except when introducing myself to someone not from the UK as I get sick of having to explain "no it's JeZ with a Z not
Jess. It's short for Jeremy. Yes,
Jeremy. No, no that's fine you can just call me Jeremy".
Nowadays I just play up to the presumptions that people think I'm either a) posh (I went to grammar school so speak proper like although it always annoyed me that people would assume I was 'privileged' in some way despite having a single mum teacher as my only parent and them having way more stuff than me) or;
Jewish (growing up in suburban N London with a sister called Hannah saw to that).
Mobile phones still think I'm Jewish. If you haven't already corrected it, try typing in 'Jez' on your phone keypad and see what happens.