What are the 7 signs of ageing?

[Hitchington]

Worrying about the price of biscuits
Looking forwards to the new edition of the Radio Times
Gradually becoming right wing (LOL, only joking)
Wearing an extra vest in summer
Walking down the street with your hands clasped behind your back humming some made up tune
Considering buying some cheap trousers from an advert in the back pages of a Sunday newspaper
Suddenly developing a massive crush for Lorraine Kelly

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

You have to scroll for longer and longer when you're looking for your year of birth in the drop down list.

 

[snorri]

Suddenly developing a massive crush for Lorraine Kelly

Hey you, just watch what you're saying.



Does ageing also bring out aggression?

 

[Sillyoldman]

There was an eighth but for the life of me I can't remember what it was

No 8 is that when you cough you also fart.

 

[Hitchington]

Does ageing also bring out aggression?

It does in the post office queue where I live!

 

[Archie_tect]

Does that include posting on here while at work?

Most definitely, I get easily distracted these days... Oooh look it's snowing again!

 

[Archie_tect]

.... not trying to be picky but why in a list of 7 do people insist on introducing an eighth... Olay's marketing team will get confused.

 

[Fnaar]

Check: 1,2,5,6,7
OK on the others so far.
Don't be afraid to moisturise, chaps!

 

[srw]

There was an eighth but for the life of me I can't remember what it was

8. It's not Oil of Olay. It's Oil of Ulay.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

9. If you sit down and forget the reason for sitting down then you should probably get up, do your trousers back up, shut the toilet lid, wash your hands and find entertainment elsewhere.

 

[accountantpete]

Looking through ones vinyl record collection and finding the Arthur Mullard / Hylda Baker LP Band On The Trot in between Led Zep III and Schools Out and not knowing how on earth it got there.

 

[Silver Fox]

8. Look in a mirror and recoil in shock when you see your long-dead father staring back at you!

I know what you mean but whilst my dad is still alive I do hear his voice in my head saying the same things to me as I now say to my lads..

 

[Archie_tect]

8. It's not Oil of Olay. It's Oil of Ulay.

You really are old srw!

 

[goo_mason]

Trimming the hair that's started sprouting in your nostrils, ears and in strange clumps in your eyebrows as frequently as you shave.

 

[ArDee]

I definitely suffer from the grunt but can't work out why that little grunt is necessary or helpful?

It's because you're like a trained athlete - all the tennis players do it to tighten the body when wanting to put more effort into their shots.