What do you want from a cafe?

[smutchin]

Toilets

The grotty old bikers' caff where my club stops every week used to have two working WCs, now it only has one - and I'm not sure that one has much life left in it (unless you count the bacteria).

 

[Ihatehills]

Somewhere decent to lock up your bike, probably already got that covered, but for me its one of the main enticements to stop, if I've got to faff about finding a railing or something I generally won't bother. Oh and bacon and egg sarnies of course

 

[Tim Hall]

Real ketchup and brown sauce. None of that catering crap.

Baked beans in ramekins.

 

[vickster]

Top notch pain(s) aux raisins...and decent coffee to go with...nothing else really matters in life

 

[Dayvo]

Top notch pain(s) aux raisins...and decent coffee to go with...nothing else really matters in life

Oh, I'm not so sure!

 

[vickster]

Oh, I'm not so sure!

That's a bloke's bog though, seat's up

 

[Dayvo]

That's a bloke's bog though, seat's up

You threw down the gauntlet...

 

[vickster]

And that's evidently in a house not a cafe

 

[Dayvo]

And that's evidently in a house not a cafe

 

[T4tomo]

Consistent serving of hot and cold food, none of this after 2pm.we only serve cakes, if I want a bacon sarnie, then I want one regardlesss of time.

 

[Diggs]

Knowing the difference between an E-acute and an apostrophe?

 

[Tail End Charlie]

A hook on the back of the toilet doors, a simple thing but it makes the experience of using a toilet when wearing bib shorts so much better.

 

[Sunny Portrush]

A hook on the back of the toilet doors, a simple thing but it makes the experience of using a toilet when wearing bib shorts so much better.

You hang yourself from the hook, that is impressive!

 

[cyberknight]

On site bike mechanic who fixes your bike for a cuppa and a broom wagon in case you cant peddle home after the cake , bacon sarnies etc.

 

[mark st1]

Beer.