What else should fish 'n' chip shops sell?

[sight-pin]

Statins maybe would be a good thing.

 

[MichaelW2]

I asked for a side dish of quinoa but got a funny look.
Was it something I said?

 

[tyred]

Books. Pass the time while waiting. One near me takes such an unseasonably long time to serve you you'd probably have time to read Bleak House.

Magic tree airfresheners to mask the smell of stale chips in the car afterwards.

 

[I like Skol]

I asked for a side dish of quinoa but got a funny look.
Was it something I said?

Did you pronounce it wrong?

 

[subaqua]

Indeed. And what's more, they have a choice of what they're pickled in.

Hipster chip shop pickled eggs , whatever next.

 

[pplpilot]

It ain't a proper chippy if it sells anything other than chips, Cod or Haddock all cooked in beef fat and the only extras are mushy peas and bread and butter nothing else.

 

[sight-pin]

Scraps are part of the staple diet in East Yorkshire.

Scraps are those batter bits that come off the fish. I've never known anyone else call them scraps. What do they call them where you are?

It was known as 'crackling' down my way and used to be free when i was a wee nipper

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Pineapple fritters.
Cans of shandy for the adults and plastic cups of "orange" drink for the little 'uns.
A single pickled egg in an enormous jar so I can say "I'll clear that egg up for you as well while I'm here"

 

[Fnaar]

I am partial to a fish finger myself.

So is Miss Goodbody.

 

[AndyRM]

So is Miss Goodbody.

*Shudders*

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Mock Chops, Red Pudding. Although I think they might only be available in a limited geographic area in Eastern Scotland* They are outstanding.

I think I might go to the chippie for tea tonight.

* Unfortunately I no longer live in that geographic area, so will have to make do with fish'n'chips

 

[steve50]

Scraps are part of the staple diet in East Yorkshire.

Scraps are those batter bits that come off the fish. I've never known anyone else call them scraps. What do they call them where you are?

Bits, Round these parts we get fish'n chips with bits on
Our local chippy sells a range of home made goodies as well as award winning pies and freshly made ice cream.
https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Resta...fisheries-Halifax_West_Yorkshire_England.html

 

[T4tomo]

vegetarian options

And what are Potatoes if not vegetables? Jeez

Yes scraps as well where I'm from, but that's Whitby so you'd expect that.

Crab bites, scampi and curry sauce was also a staple in Whitby. My local down here does very good kebabs

 

[screenman]

Crash helmets.

 

[nickyboy]

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Classy ? Nah, ive met up with these Lads !!!!
Vale of Loonies !

Gosh, takes me back. I used to play for them in my youth

A licensed chippy would be great. Fish & Chips....hold the tizer....I'll have a pint thanks