What is the most UNcool thing you can wear on a bike?

[gary r]

bibshorts worn over your cycling jersey,Looking like a wrestler!

 

[walker]

A cigarette

 

[sheddy]

Scuba gear

 

[bonj2]

Scuba gear

I think on the contrary, that would be quite cool.

 

[Carwash]

I thought a goth would have said something like, er, a vial of my own blood, er, on a crucifix

Or something like this...?

 

[ChrisKH]

Believe me, wearing a bra under a lycra top is *A Good Idea*! (well, for women anyway).

Fair comment. I was thinking more down below. Sports Bras (or in fact any sort of Bra) are pretty much a pre-requisite unless you are genetically endowed with self-supporting breasts. Or you like to let it all hang out.

 

[Pete]

Believe me, wearing a bra under a lycra top is *A Good Idea*! (well, for women anyway).

Possibly, a requisite garment for some blokes as well. At least, some I've seen... Time for fellas on here to 'fess up...
[*runs for cover*]

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

A spacker jacket.
Long socks with shorts.

I feel that spacker is a little offensive, as far as a term to describe an HV jacket goes BM, considering its use as a derogatory nickname.

 

[John the Monkey]

A cigarette

Not seen that on a bike, but where I lived a few years ago, a chap used to jog past daily whilst puffing on a Silk Cut (in running gear, he wasn't just late for work).

 

[walker]

Not seen that on a bike, but where I lived a few years ago, a chap used to jog past daily whilst puffing on a Silk Cut (in running gear, he wasn't just late for work).

I see it more often than not JTM

 

[twowheelsgood]

Rapha.

 

[trustysteed]

what does spacker mean?

 

[Carwash]

what does spacker mean?

I wondered the same:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spacker

 

[trustysteed]

I wondered the same:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spacker

ahhh, you mean a spaz! like a window licker.

are spacker jackets waterproof to stop the drool from soaking through?