What would you do if aliens invaded?

[User269]

I'd be glad that finally, after all this time, they'd come to take me home.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

A third of US citizens believe they have been abducted by aliens. Seek them out for some useful tips.

They may not be home.

Any evidence for that away from National Enquirer type magazines, etc.?

Going for a ride in a spaceship is a pretty big deal and yet no American I've spoken to has ever mentioned it.

 

[Drago]

I'll be dusting off Old Painless.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wgzxSr6l9Y4

 

[biggs682]

Walk around Wellingborough and you will see aliens for sure

 

[Drago]

Some parts of Welly look like the set of Independence Day after the aliens have attacked!

 

[Markymark]

It is a good read, but I like spoiling the ending so the answer is Time.

Indeed. A species capable of space travel will almost certainly wipe itself out within a few thousand years. The chances of civilisations conincidibg is vanishingly small.

 

[ufkacbln]

Woking town centre:

 

[Markymark]

Woking town centre:

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They probably arrived in Woking looking for intelligent life and left disappointed.

 

[Colin_P]

Any evidence for that away from National Enquirer type magazines, etc.?

Going for a ride in a spaceship is a pretty big deal and yet no American I've spoken to has ever mentioned it.

I thought everyone knew that there is a crashed B52 bomber on the moon ?

They probably arrived in Woking looking for intelligent life and left disappointed.

Did you not read H.G. Wells as a youngster because I thought everyone knew it all kicks off on Horsell Common.

 

[Mr Celine]

Where's the option in the poll for 'ask them to use their advanced technology to solve some technical problems'.

Like designing a maintenance free bottom bracket that actually works.

 

[subaqua]

They probably arrived in Woking looking for intelligent life and left disappointed.

You have no idea how close to the truth you are.

We have an office very close to the Martian, the " locals" that gather in the square are interesting shall we say.

 

[MontyVeda]

Did those poll options come from the daily mail?

What about welcoming our galactic neighbours with open arms?

 

[midlife]

I'd jump on my bike and head straight for Kensington Palace and Kate's underwear drawer.

Best reply so far

 

[midlife]

Oops. Double post

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I would do my duty and volunteer myself for the sex experiments.

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Bravo, the most well-timed picture reply ever.

C'mon then Drago, do your duty...