What would you do if aliens invaded?

[Welsh wheels]

I would do my duty and volunteer myself for the sex experiments.

 

[MacB]

Where's the option in the poll for 'ask them to use their advanced technology to solve some technical problems'.

Like designing a maintenance free bottom bracket that actually works.

What like a sealed square taper?

 

[Welsh wheels]

Ask them if I can join their club runs in whatever planet they come from

 

[Markymark]

They're probably bored of living in the outskirts of the universe and heading to London to be at the centre.

 

[postman]

Get a beer even though i don't drink,and have a good laugh at it all.Experts ,experts all pontificating And how all of this has been total shite.

 

[stephec]

How would they get into Britain now that we're taking control of our borders?

 

[Doseone]

Feed them Kimchi, that should frighten them off.

 

[classic33]

How would they get into Britain now that we're taking control of our borders?

The Outer Space Act, there's not enough police.

 

[pplpilot]

I can see the DM comments now - 'I didnt vote spacexit for them to still be allowed to come here...'

 

[s7ephanie]

They are here in Limousin France already !!

 

[slowmotion]

You can insure against alien abduction.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_insurance

 

[PK99]

This explains a great deal including Donald Trump.

He was abducted? Or he is the alien?

 

[accountantpete]

Open up a Probes R Us shop

 

[Proto]

Read what is on your towel and 'Don't Panic'. Deffo go to the pub ......

 

[beanzontoast]

Tough on alien invasions, tough on the causes of alien invasions.