What would you do if aliens invaded?

[pawl]

Buy a tandem and take one of them for a rlde

 

[classic33]

They are here in Limousin France already !!

That's just bull!

 

[classic33]

He was abducted? Or he is the alien?

The one that was "autopsied" at Roswell?

What you see now is the fully grown one. Intelligent life from "out there", leaving their rubbish anywhere.

 

[slowmotion]

Any evidence for that away from National Enquirer type magazines, etc.?

Going for a ride in a spaceship is a pretty big deal and yet no American I've spoken to has ever mentioned it.

Well, maybe not 30% of the population. Will you be happy with 4 million?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_claimants#The_Roper_Poll

 

[classic33]

I think being a claims adjuster working on those policies would be just the best job you could have!

Check! Or contact mike@ufo2001

http://ufoinsurance.weebly.com/

 

[classic33]

You can insure against alien abduction.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_insurance

https://www.sunlife.co.uk/blogs-and-features/10-most-unusual-insurance-policies/

 

[classic33]

I think being a claims adjuster working on those policies would be just the best job you could have!

Lloyds of London
Claiming On Your Policy
It is relatively simple to make a claim against your alien abduction, proving it and getting the insurer to believe you however is another matter. Their tests are far more stringent than is normally the case.

You may be required to undergo or prove the following:

• Get a DNA sample of the alien race
• Provide a video or picture of the alien
• Receive a signature from the Captain of the alien mother ship to show you were detained
• Travel documents to show you left Earth orbit
• Medical exams to detail mutilations
• Undertake a lie detector test
• Third party witness statements, human, ant or alien

After satisfying the insurer, you will receive either monthly payouts on a deferred scale or a lump sum depending on the policy that you took out. There have been several such successful claims in the past century.

Lastly but not least, you can take out third party mutilation and theft alien insurance if you are a farmer. Should your cows or cattle be beamed up or mutilated, one simple phone call and claim form later with supplied video footage and you will have a new cow delivered.

 

[growingvegetables]

Unable to vote. You didn't include an option for "Thank f***, you've arrived in the nick of time! DO something about the May-bot and Trumplestiltskin".

 

[classic33]

Unable to vote. You didn't include an option for "Thank f***, you've arrived in the nick of time! DO something about the May-bot and Trumplestiltskin".

Last one may just be something they left us.

 

[jefmcg]

A third of US citizens believe they have been abducted by aliens. Seek them out for some useful tips.

Well, maybe not 30% of the population. Will you be happy with 4 million?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_claimants#The_Roper_Poll

1. So we have gone from 33% to 2%. That's quite a difference.
2. You've misunderstood the survey. That 2% don't think they have been abducted by aliens, the people doing the survey think those 2% have been abducted by aliens. The survey respondents just answered questions like "have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?", and if they answered yes to enough of them, then they were marked down as having been abducted (not believing they have been abducted or saying they have been abducted, but actually having been abducted). They didn't ask "have you ever been abducted" so we have no idea what percentage of the US believe they have been abducted.

Most important were the five "indicator experiences": 1) "Waking up paralyzed with a sense of a strange person or presence or something else in the room" (18 percent); 2) "Feeling that you were actually flying through the air although you didn't know why or how" (10 percent); 3) "Experiencing a period of time of an hour or more, in which you were apparently lost, but you could not remember why, or where you had been" (13 percent); 4) "Seeing unusual lights or balls of light in a room without knowing what was causing them, or where they came from" (8 percent); and 5) "Finding puzzling scars on your body and neither you nor anyone else remembering how you received them or where you got them" (8 percent).

The authors decided that "when a respondent answers `yes' to at least four of these five indicator questions, there is a strong possibility that individual is a UFO abductee.
[..]
Why did they not simply ask a question like, "Have you ever been abducted by aliens?"? They argue that this would not reveal the true extent of abduction experiences since many people only remember them after therapy or hypnosis.

 

[slowmotion]

1. So we have gone from 33% to 2%. That's quite a difference.
2. You've misunderstood the survey. That 2% don't think they have been abducted by aliens, the people doing the survey think those 2% have been abducted by aliens. The survey respondents just answered questions like "have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?", and if they answered yes to enough of them, then they were marked down as having been abducted (not believing they have been abducted or saying they have been abducted, but actually having been abducted). They didn't ask "have you ever been abducted" so we have no idea what percentage of the US believe they have been abducted.

Where's the fun in that?

 

[classic33]

Where's the fun in that?

You got your insurance sorted?

 

[jefmcg]

Where's the fun in that?

You're missing the real fun. Quoting this survey, instead of "2% of American think they have been abducted aliens", you should go with "According to a scientific survey taken in 1991, 2% of Americans have been abducted by aliens. And assuming the same percentage here, over a million Brits have been abducted"

 

[slowmotion]

You got your insurance sorted?

Double payout for being interfered with?

 

[classic33]

Double payout for being interfered with?

Proof may be required!