What's the earliest 'funny' that still makes you laugh?

[swee'pea99]

Every now and then something brings to mind a cartoon t-shirt design that used to appear in the small ads of Marvel comics when I were a nipper, 50+ years ago: two surly-looking buzzards side by side on a branch, bearing the legend: "Patience my ass - I'm gonna kill something." It still makes me laugh even now. What's the earliest joke (any format) you can recall that still amuses you today?

 

[Dave7]

Still gives me belly laughs 56 years later. It goes on so i will cut it short.
Vicar and friend playing golf.
1st hole the guy misses an easy put and shouts 'damn blast I missed the b*stard'.
Vicar says please dont blaspheme or god will punish you.
This is repeated for 18 holes and he shouts the same on the last hole.
There is a loud clap of thunder and a bolt of lightning hits the green.
A loud voice from heaven says "damn blast, I missed the b*stard*.

 

[betty swollocks]

Q: What do you get if you tip boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunny.

 

[Sharky]

You just made me think of a Pete and Dud sketch

".... This is terrible.."

Enjoy

View: https://youtu.be/riMHp28_cqw

 

[JPBoothy]

Anything that still makes you chuckle randomly later in the day and gets you a few odd looks. The old Seaside post cards are still guaranteed to bring a smile to my face. Purile and childish Inuendo without being blatantly rude and, more importantly without any bad language to offend. I think the 'new' breed of comedians that recycle old material and add a large helping of F###### bad language are just desperate for laughs and lack any imagination of their own 😇

 

[Slioch]

".... This is terrible.."

Yes. I can't believe I watched it all the way through!

 

[raleighnut]

Ogri

 

[gbb]

was it 'Top Tips' in Viz ?.
I used to guffaw at a lot of them.

 

[Slioch]

Mrs S buys me the Viz annual every Xmas (I'm 58).
The Fat Slags crack me up every time.

 

[cookiemonster]

was it 'Top Tips' in Viz ?.
I used to guffaw at a lot of them.

Victorian Dad always killed me.

 

[Dave7]

Anything that still makes you chuckle randomly later in the day and gets you a few odd looks. The old Seaside post cards are still guaranteed to bring a smile to my face. Purile and childish Inuendo without being blatantly rude and, more importantly without any bad language to offend. I think the 'new' breed of comedians that recycle old material and add a large helping of F###### bad language are just desperate for laughs and lack any imagination of their own 😇

Indeed.
I recall the Doctor saying "big breaths".

 

[sheddy]

Something from the Marx Brothers, Goon Show, Tony Handcock, Round the Horn.

Excellent call for Pete & Dud

 

[Dave7]

Something from the Marx Brothers, Goon Show, Tony Handcock, Round the Horn.

Excellent call for Pete & Dud

Tony Handcock. Half a pint!!! Thats nearly an armfull.... cant recall the exact words

 

[The Crofted Crest]

Tony Handcock. Half a pint!!! Thats nearly an armfull.... cant recall the exact words

Still available on BBC Sounds

 

[Drago]

Derek and Clive. All these years later it makes me titter.