What's wrong with you??

[ColinJ]

EDIT: i forgot the serious one!! i've had a mastectomy (i didn't know blokes could have them either or the thing that causes them!)

I didn't know either until a mate's dad had the same problem but since then I heard about you and a couple of other blokes with it, and my nephew had a scare too - we are waiting for test results, but the doctors think it was just a serious infection from an infected nipple piercing!

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

eeeewwwww!!!!

 

[Wobblers]

I think you're delusional just for thinking you've got friends!

Straight out of the "McGinty Guide to Winning Friends and Influencing People" book, I see!

By the way, have you fallen out with your imaginary friend yet?

 

[Wobblers]

I seem to constantly lose my temper whenever I see a politician on the telly. Though I don't know, is that a fault or a virtue?

 

[Fnaar]

I hurt my ulna while making small amendments to our new extension. Yes, you guessed it, my wrist is sore from fiddling with my erection.

 

[dan_bo]

Forgot- bad cAse of dupuytrens contracture in my right hand and a manchester city that just won't bugger off.