What's wrong with you?

[classic33]

Three kneecaps.

 

[ufkacbln]

Some 20 years ago a vicious tree made an unprovoked attack on my bike on a downhill run.

Fractured skull, clavicle, ribs, pelvis and hip

I now have a few problems with the hip and arthritis

 

[Sandra6]

I've got children, there's no cure and it was self inflicted. I didn't even get a council house.
On a more serious note I've had a sore foot for a fortnight its really painful to walk on so cycling has been my saviour this week.
I do have a hiatus hernia and a displaced pelvis which cause me intermittent problems, side effect of the children I'm afraid.

 

[Smokin Joe]

I can't ride in the rain because my bike has carbon forks.

 

[sidevalve]

But apart from the above we are indeed all highly tuned athletic super beings with iron hard muscles and sinews of steel - sort of.

 

[TheDoctor]

Disinclination to cycle much when it's as cold as this. And a shoulder that's never quite been the same since I dislocated it.

 

[Scotchlovingcylist]

Gigantism of the penis

 

[gavroche]

Nothing wrong with me. I am only 64 but feel more like 40. Every part of my body works properly but I am allergic to rain, snow , ice,and high winds. Roll on the summer!

 

[jonny jeez]

Happy to say...absolutley nothing.

 

[summerdays]

I've got hypochondria so I'm doomed

 

[shouldbeinbed]

neck: not great, big car crash that cracked vertebrae and damaged my rotational ability
knees: Badminton, American Football and a dark green car in 2011 that didn't hang around to see if I was still alive have all contributed to those not being all that good anymore
currently got unspecified internal shenanigans that I'm giving out more blood than Dracula's favourite neck for the medicos to try and identify and deal with.

on the upside, my liver is fine & I've seen the pictures to prove it.

 

[steveindenmark]

I have had plantar fascilitis for the last year and have been having acupuncture in my feet for the past 4 months. It has made a massive difference and I am back on my scooter now. Acupuncture in your feet is no fun.

 

[marknotgeorge]

I have an elbow that aches in the cold, knees that are beginning to feel a bit worn, social anxiety which means I can't drink because of interaction with my meds, and chronic idleitis. And at the moment, me wrist is giving me gyp.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Three kneecaps.

You related to Jake the Peg, then?

 

[raleighnut]

Dirty great big pin/nail inserted into my left femur, arthritis in left knee (confirmed when they stuck a camera in to trim my split cartilage) and a non-union fracture of my left collarbone. On the upside my right hand side is fine I just tend to go round in circles.