What's wrong with you?

[AndyRM]

I'm bone idol. I nearly didn't post that.

Which year did you win? I've got high hopes for Scapula this season!

Is that a record for bone/spelling based jokes on a cycling forum by the way? I've made two now...

 

[Aperitif]

Which year did you win? I've got high hopes for Scapula this season!

Is that a record for bone/spelling based jokes on a cycling forum by the way? I've made two now...

You'll be reaching femur pitch soon, with all this ribbing, Andy. Nothing like taking the osteo path of enlightenment I suppose. This thread will lumbar on now, with back to back posts, with the occasional coccyx ups along the way... (zzzz. sorry)

 

[AndyRM]

You'll be reaching femur pitch soon, with all this ribbing, Andy. Nothing like taking the osteo path of enlightenment I suppose. This thread will lumbar on now, with back to back posts, with the occasional coccyx ups along the way... (zzzz. sorry)

Oh well, it was good to have the crown for 15 minutes!

 

[vernon]

I think that I've contracted a pie resistant bad attitude.
I will be investigating a new pie shop on the way home in the hope of finding a cure.

It was a mis-diagnosis. I had pie-resistant melancholy.

A Wlsons' steak pie, being an SSRI (Steak Sourced Ruefulness Inhibitor), worked a treat.

 

[Markymark]

Actually I'm busy scratching away with my psoriasis, I need to go and put on some cream!!

Diprosalic virtually cured me if you're intetested.

 

[MikeW-71]

Doctor told me that I am mildly asthmatic, but I don't get attacks and don't need inhalers. I also have mild psoriasis.

That's pretty much it. As far as I know anyway....

 

[jhawk]

Bicuspid aortic valve - that's what you get when born at 24 weeks and 1lb, 13oz!

Also, a chronic case of being a dumbass from time to time.

 

[Acyclo]

Naively, I always just presume that all of the members of our much-loved forum are all super-human athletes who brave wind and rain to cycle more miles to work each day than I do in a week. They all have perfect health and laugh in the face of any affliction. However, reading some of the recent posts, I've come to realise that most of us have things that we live with every day. It's got me interested in what people put up with everyday but still love cycling - be it ingrowing toenails or loss of movement in certain limbs.

So what've you got?

I'll start - arthritis in both feet!

Nothing, I'm two separate gorillas. Oblig.:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmDAwA9jIPU

 

[vickster]

Right now, two knackered knees, one was operated on this morning, and I have tendonitis in my left wrist just to help with the crutches for the chopped knee!

Also a slowly healing haematoma on the other knee and an even more slowly healing post surgical haematoma on that shin following bike accident this time last year!

 

[KEEF]

I am delusional I think I am a cyclist.

 

[tyred]

I've got the hicoughs.

 

[Piemaster]

Seem to be a few people with dodgy knees - I'll add my left one to the list. Achilles are more than a little tight first thing in the morning too, especially if I've been walking a fair bit the day before - cyclings ok though

The rot started once I'd reached 40 and I'm not really expecting any improvement

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Right now, two knackered knees, one was operated on this morning, and I have tendonitis in my left wrist just to help with the crutches for the chopped knee!

Also a slowly healing haematoma on the other knee and an even more slowly healing post surgical haematoma on that shin following bike accident this time last year!

Best wishes and hope it helps. Are you in overnight, expecting a longer stay or home already?

I was in yesterday for the epidural steroid injections. Ended up with 4 of them and I am more sore now than before! Today had been a day of max codeine, max paracetamol and morphine on top and I am still in a lot of pain. If it does not ease overnight I think I will be ringing the hospital ward for advice sadly.

 

[MrPie]

Guess I got nut'n to complain about apart from the migraines that make me dizzy for a week . Who would have thought there would be such a thing as migraine associated vertigo? Been in a dizzy haze for two years......I'm sure someone keeps slipping 'something' into my tea. It's probably my butler.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Guess I got nut'n to complain about apart from the migraines that make me dizzy for a week . Who would have thought there would be such a thing as migraine associated vertigo? Been in a dizzy haze for two years......I'm sure someone keeps slipping 'something' into my tea. It's probably my butler.

My mother gets those as well where they send her dizzy. Mind you with the volume of alcohol she consumed in surprised she can tell the difference some days!