Hmm I feel so much better about mine now....
I need new grips but still hunting for some I like, problem is I want to feel them before buying.
Saddle pointing slight upward.... Which is slightly uncomfortable but at least it's tight enough it's not shifting around
Pannier rack cracked but that doesn't seem to be causing any problems
Gears could do with a slight adjustment but not significantly out.
Could probably do with checking the air pressure in the tyres
Chain needs cleaning
Mudguard needs to be replaced as I'm sick if the botch repair that keeps breaking
Tyres are fine other than needing a Flint check.
Possibly could do with changing chain, and cassette and the chain rings (but I suspect by your definition it's not worn

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But then I'd have to work out new cranks
I think the freewheel needs a little attention as it sometimes sticks.
Are you offering to do it?
