There must be a way of quantifying the inherent laziness and greed of a mamil's preference for investment of money into materials over investment of time into physical wellbeing and athletic prowess.
It's the chicken or the egg scenario for many I would imagine. I wanted a nice bike in order to inspire me to go out on it having spent the money. That lasted about 15 mins into the first ride, when I realised that I was hooked!
I was never an overweight mamil but am now 7.5kg or 10% lighter, so the bike now weighs nothing.
There are a few on here who assume that if you have a nice bike, you must be minted and be overweight.
I like the point about importing from Germany. Saved me £600 getting mine from Milan via Munich! Also took less time than ordering here.