Where does the law stand on barbed wire

[johnnyb47]

Not that I feel bitter in anyway you understand :-) :-) :-)

 

[Milkfloat]

Last one I saw was vegetarian, so he said, just before eating his Greggs sausage rolls.

To be fair, I am not sure exactly how much meat a Greggs saudpsauge roll actually contains, he could still be a vegetarian.

 

[DRM]

Can I recommend not putting Pyracantha up your back passage? It's likely to sting a bit.

it's the lesser of two evils, an illegal entry via your back passage, or placing a prickly plant there, either way your eyes could water a bit!

 

[Mr Celine]

Replace the guinea pig with a ferret or a polecat.

 

[DRM]

Hang on, stolen guinea pigs, prickly & illegally entered back passages, satisfied pussy cats, is this the plot of one of Terry Wogans Janet & John stories

 

[johnnyb47]

Hang on, stolen guinea pigs, prickly & illegally entered back passages, satisfied pussy cats, is this the plot of one of Terry Wogans Janet & John stories

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Brilliant :-) :-) :-) :-)