Which clothing do you dislike?

[Dirk]

'Poopy pants' look totally ridiculous.

 

[Accy cyclist]

If I've got to wear something it has to be Speedos, why would you want anything else to slow you down in the water

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[Accy cyclist]

They're adults who have a job that requires them to dress in long trousers perhaps?

An acquaintance of mine once pulled me up for wearing what i'd describe as smart shorts. They weren't the casual bordering on scruffy objects we see on certain types,when the sun comes out and they grab the nearest pair they can find. No,these were/are pleated and had/have turn ups on.. Anyway,he asked me if i wore them when out socialising. Yes of course,seeing as i don't wear anything but shorts from April to late September at the earliest,i replied. He said that if he owned a restaurant or a pub he wouldn't allow me or other shorts wearers in as no matter how tidy the shorts are,as Englishmen shouldn't be seen in shorts,unless they're by the pool on holiday. I pointed out such examples as Sir Roger Bannister running the 4 mInute mile in shorts and the soldiers in the 8th Army wearing them during WW2. Even then he said they should've had their legs covered up. Maybe this had something to do with him having short fat pasty white legs,which he told me he had. I asked for proof. He rolled up his trouser leg and low and behold he had such things.

 

[Hugh Manatee]

Grey joggers. Even worse with the matching top. Nothing says, "I have given up" louder.

I say this as someone with the satorial elegance of a half filled sack of onions tied in the middle.

I have never seen the point of ties.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Baggy Shorts - Check
Baseball Cap - Check
Trainers - Check
Vest.. eeer just no.

Seriously? What's wrong with this smart piece of apparel?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Grey joggers. Even worse with the matching top. Nothing says, "I have given up" louder.

I say this as someone with the satorial elegance of a half filled sack of onions tied in the middle.

I have never seen the point of ties.

The jogger pants have to have elasticated bottoms,with the legs of the joggers just slightly too short and be accompanied by black socks and black "expensive" Nike trainers,if you want that total chav affect.

 

[Lullabelle]

Judgy McJudgeface mode on.
The "giant toddler" look you see on lots of blokes in the summer - vest, baggy shorts, trainers and baseball cap.
Those floor length spaghetti strap floral dresses that come out in the summer (usually worn with bra straps on show) that look like they are wearing the living room curtains.
We have no idea how to dress for warm weather in the UK

I would never have my bra straps on show, it appears to be fashionable but I think it looks unattractive and cheap.

 

[youngoldbloke]

Cargo pants, cargo shorts. Just what is the point? Waste of fabric. The pockets are rarely used - and if they ever are they look ridiculous.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I am a sinner.
I don’t wear socks unless going to work.*
I don’t wear long trousers unless going to work.*
I have a pair of Speedos for use in foreign pools (see @slowmotion earlier post).
I have a pair of loafers.
@Hill Wimp ia pursuading me to get a pair of red trousers....

*ok, I mean seeing customers or at our tech centre. As I work from home the rest of the time I can work in the buff :-)

 

[Accy cyclist]

I think that anything this family don't wear isn't worth wearing.

...and anything this chap and his family wears is also not worth wearing.

 

[ianrauk]

Cargo pants, cargo shorts. Just what is the point? Waste of fabric. The pockets are rarely used - and if they ever are they look ridiculous.

Cargo Pants - Check
Cargo Shorts - Check
Stuff in Cargo shorts pockets - Check

 

[Accy cyclist]

What about those three quarter length pants/shorts so "fashionable" about 10-15 years ago. They're neither here nor there! What is the point of wearing what are basically trousers with a few inches missing off the end. How will those few missed inches of material keep you cool in warm weather?
I saw a bloke the other day wearing some of those. They were being held up by braces i kid you not and he was also wearing a vest!

 

[screenman]

Cargo pants, cargo shorts. Just what is the point? Waste of fabric. The pockets are rarely used - and if they ever are they look ridiculous.

The pockets are great for keeping valuables in, I wear them often.

 

[screenman]

Any dirty unwashed clothing unless workwear. Any clothes worn by smokers, boy that smell is horrible.

 

[Lullabelle]

Vest no no no no no