Who has the best - or worst - wig

[raleighnut]

Ritchie Blackmore,



He's been wearing a 'syrup' since 1972.

 

[machew]

Donald Trump does not wear a wig, that is fake news.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Angela Merkin. I can supply pictures for a price.

That's the best Freudian slip you'll see all day folks.

 

[Drago]

I have a tale about the master wig wearer, Terry Wogan.

Wogan used to have a house in South Bucks, doubtless useful for working in London. One night when I was in TVP a mate of mine in a neighbouring division was sent there.

He knocks on the door and Wogan, bald as a coot, answers.

"Oh, er, hello Sir", said my friend, a little confused. "I'm here to see Terry Wogan?"

"Oh no officer (imagine an exaggerated Irish accent). He's my Brother. I'll go get him for you", upon which the door closes.

A minute or so later the door is opened by the same bloke, Terry Wogan, but he's now wearing a hastily applied rug on his noggin.

And that, my friends, is a true story.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Eddie Jordan

 

[Drago]

http://www.dailysquat.com/bruce-forsyths-wig-dies-aged-32/

 

[nickyboy]

Mick Jagger.
A badly obvious wig, a man in their 70s doesnt have hair as thick as that.

I'm not sure about Jagger, or the other members of the band. Obviously nobody of their age has natural hair like that. But could it be some ludicrously expensive transplant job, done in a secretive clinic in Switzerland?

 

[Drago]

If so, they've transplanted a bladder by mistake.

 

[Beebo]

I'm not sure about Jagger, or the other members of the band. Obviously nobody of their age has natural hair like that. But could it be some ludicrously expensive transplant job, done in a secretive clinic in Switzerland?

I agree, look at the two remaining Beatles. They also have stupid hair but I doubt it is a wig just loads of dye and a weave.

 

[Drago]

And what's going on with Steven Segal?

Late eighties...

Today...

 

[Beebo]

Jimmy White's weave is pretty bad.

 

[Beebo]

Best wig in Parliament.

 

[Drago]

View attachment 367981 Best wig in Parliament.

Strewth, Chesney Hawkes has let himself go.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

I'm not sure about Jagger, or the other members of the band. Obviously nobody of their age has natural hair like that. But could it be some ludicrously expensive transplant job, done in a secretive clinic in Switzerland?

Wigan, shirley?

ETA
Sorry Wigtown

 

[Bonefish Blues]

View attachment 367981 Best wig in Parliament.

That's some sort of elaborate reverse psychology in play, isn't it? Nobody, but nobody would choose to wear something like that, so it must be real.