Who has the best - or worst - wig

[Globalti]

I had a customer who got a transplant, they cut little plugs of hair from the back of the head and inserted them in holes in his scalp in neat rows. It looked awful, like a yard brush and when he saw me he asked: "Why don't you get a plantation like me?" I didn't want to tell him it looked like a plantation with the neat rows of tufts. Next time I saw him he had shaved his head for Haj and you could see all the little holes round the back. Ghastly.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

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I can give assurance that Spencey's hair is all his own

 

[User6179]

I can give assurance that Spencey's hair is all his own

I know, it just looks like a bad wig.
I have some sympathy for Jim as my hair would look like that if I let it grow, nothing worse when removing your cycle helmet and your heed is the same shape underneath.

 

[Hyslop]

What about Matt Baker? We argue endlessly about him at home, I maintain that it's real and Mrs Gti reckons it's a syrup,. If it is, it's a good one.

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Must be very tight,his jaw appears to be moving in the opposite direction.

 

[Hyslop]

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Goodness me who is that poor soul?

 

[User6179]

Goodness me who is that poor soul?

Jim Spence, International playboy

 

[Hyslop]

Jim Spence, International playboy

Thanks for that Eddy, thankfully it doesn't mean anything,he isn't one of these loons who keep promising to buy Carlisle Utd is he?If he is,he needs more than his hair seen to!!!

 

[User6179]

Thanks for that Eddy, thankfully it doesn't mean anything,he isn't one of these loons who keep promising to buy Carlisle Utd is he?If he is,he needs more than his hair seen to!!!

He worked for Dundee Utd but mainly a journalist in Dundee.

 

[Brains]

Phil Spector, with and without syrup

 

[Hyslop]

He looks a bit scary,even for a journalist.I have a pal from Broughty Ferry,I'm going to cheer him up by telling him how normal he looks next time I see him.

 

[Hyslop]

He looks a bit scary,even for a journalist.I have a pal from Broughty Ferry,I'm going to cheer him up by telling him how normal he looks next time I see him.

Sorry,that was for Eddy, Spector is going to give us all nightmares.

 

[Drago]

And of course, the wig wearer extaordinaire, the dirty pervert GG. Who want to wear a wig if it means being in his gang?

 

[tyred]

I once wore a party wig to a fancy dress night and found it unbearably hot while wearing it. It's not something I'd want to despite being basically bald.

 

[slowmotion]

I read that wigs used to be made from the shorn locks of novice nuns. Is there any truth in that?

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

Reeves & Mortimer always seemed to be obsessed with baldness, comes to mind when thinking about wigs.