Why do people want lighter bikes?

[Ming the Merciless]

Ha, so what you need for that, is counteracting fruit coloured decals.
They will sort out your electron thingummy wotsts

This may explain why the mango detailing makes the bike go faster. Hydrogen is the lightest element in the Universe, so having a bike containing it is obviously better. It is also to do with the spin of strange quarks disrupting the eddy currents in the graphite.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Your black rims do make you faster but you’ve got older and fatter since changing them.

Curse you and your faultless logic.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Curse you and your faultless logic.

Proof that black bikes make you fatter?

 

[mudsticks]

This may explain why the mango detailing makes the bike go faster. Hydrogen is the lightest element in the Universe, so having a bike containing it is obviously better. It is also to do with the spin of strange quarks disrupting the eddy currents in the graphite.

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Aha yes I think you have it right there..

I have a friend who is researching graphene, in a local physics dept.

I may ask her to run some tests to confirm your hypothesis..

 

[Markymark]

Proof that black bikes make you fatter?

...which according to the op makes you fitter and therefore faster.

So getting fatter makes you faster AND slower at the same time. That reminds me, I must check on my cat.....

 

[mudsticks]

Proof that black bikes make you fatter?

Incontravertable I'd say...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

...which according to the op makes you fitter and therefore faster.

So getting fatter makes you faster AND slower at the same time. That reminds me, I must check on my cat.....

Getting fatter makes you heavier which makes you work harder which makes you fitter. It all makes sense.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Maybe we all need to ditch VO2 max and replace it with FatO2 Max.

 

[beany_bot]

Getting fatter makes you heavier which makes you work harder which makes you fitter. It all makes sense.

How old are you lot? Acting like giggling little school boys. Pathetic.

 

[Markymark]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

How old are you lot? Acting like giggling little school boys. Pathetic.

Well we are not in our prams throwing the toys out.

 

[mudsticks]

How old are you lot? Acting like giggling little school boys. Pathetic.

I was fifty last year..

According to many metrics, that's having crossed the Rubicon, in terms of never having to 'do grown up' if maturity has yet to be achieved...

Sorry sir

 

[Dogtrousers]

According to many metrics, that's having crossed the Rubicon, in terms of never having to 'do grown up' if maturity has yet to be achieved...

Really? Wahey. I have nothing to worry about then! (Pulls shirt over head and runs around making aeroplane noises)

 

[mudsticks]

Really? Wahey. I have nothing to worry about then! (Pulls shirt over head and runs around making aeroplane noises)

Great

You do that too???

Do you sometimes canter about making whinnying noises as well??

Or is that just me

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Since the OP is clearly not appreciating the humour in the thread it's now time to bring this one to a close.

Move along folks.