Why doesn't anyone write "puncture"?
- Thread starter MikeG
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Cycleops
Legendary Member
- Location
- Accra, Ghana
The same way actors never refer to Macbeth.
summerdays
Cycling in the sun
- Location
- Bristol
Tooth fairy no, but the other fairy I'm prepared to keep on her good side, after all there is no point in antagonizing her, and she has been very good to me on the whole!
IDMark2
Dodgy Aerial
- Location
- On the Roof
Yes, strange that... If you write it in full you're bound to get one, I wonder if it 'works' on anything...here goes... flapjack...
Nah.
Nah.
Go along with that line of thinking, and before you know it you're dancing naked around a circle of stones at midnight, or examining a chicken's entrails for clues as to which horse will win the 4 o'clock at Haydock.
I was going to say something about sacrificing virgins, but thought better of it
I was going to say something about sacrificing virgins, but thought better of it
IDMark2
Dodgy Aerial
- Location
- On the Roof
Gorgeous blonde model....
Nah.
Nah.
summerdays
Cycling in the sun
- Location
- Bristol
You want a hole in your flapjack?
- just leave it lying around and you will soon have one!
DooDah
Veteran
- Location
- France, now Northamptonshire
Yeah, or lottery win
young Ed
Veteran
IDMark2
Dodgy Aerial
- Location
- On the Roof
'Cup of tea'....
Oh, thank you love...
Hmm..might need to be a bit careful then
Oh, thank you love...
Hmm..might need to be a bit careful then
Dave 123
Legendary Member
- Location
- Cambridgeshire alps
Only a pure daffodil would write such a word.....
Dave 123
Legendary Member
- Location
- Cambridgeshire alps
Oh come on Shaun, that just ruined a perfectly good gag there. And it was spelled as the Scandinavian name
MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
Tooth fairy no, but the puncture fairy I'm prepared to keep on her good side, after all there is no point in antagonizing her, and she has been very good to me on the whole!
FTFY
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
....you dare write it because you never, ever get punctures... not a one in over fifteen years cycling.... oh no.... All those years people you know have been carrying 2 spare inner-tubes and a puncture repair kit in their saddle bag and never needed them once... numpties!
