Why doesn't anyone write "puncture"?
- Thread starter MikeG
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themosquitoking
Guru
- Location
- Spain
I believe in the fairy of drunkenness, she makes sure i get home after a night on the lash.
- Location
- Egham
Don't be silly, there's no such thing as wood......
DooDah
Veteran
- Location
- France, now Northamptonshire
Puncture, Puncture, Puncture, Puncture.................there done it, mind you I am off the bike for a while due to a bad back and a house move. Maybe I have passed it in to you lot
mickle
innit
- Location
- 53.933606, -1.076131
Marathons and Stan's. The Puncture Faery is defeated! Hurrah!
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
- Location
- Armonmy Way
But why does she always seem to leave a trail of chilli sauce from the kebab (Kebab? What kebab? Ohhh, that kebab!) as a signature on your shirt?
DooDah
Veteran
- Location
- France, now Northamptonshire
I have actually done one of those things, but I'm not saying witchGo along with that line of thinking, and before you know it you're dancing naked around a circle of stones at midnight, or examining a chicken's entrails for clues as to which horse will win the 4 o'clock at Haydock.
I was going to say something about sacrificing virgins, but thought better of it
Brightski
Chronos Racing Team
- Location
- Cambridgeshire
Write it, I never say it...
Peteaud
Veteran
- Location
- South Somerset
I say hello to Magpies.
young Ed
Veteran
*whichI have actually done one of those things, but I'm not saying witch
Cheers Ed
Shut Up Legs
Down Under Member
I just dared, and I'm looking forward to your imminent you-know-whatSee, I'll bet that no-one DARE "like" my opening post. You're all just to scared that this will somehow bring you a puncture. Cowards!!
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No, I think you'll find that that was a clue...........
young Ed
Veteran
themosquitoking
Guru
- Location
- Spain
It's to remind you of a part of the evening that would otherwise be lost in the fug.
