Why doesn't anyone write "puncture"?

[Diggs]

AHHHHHHHRRGGHHH Just spotted this thread! Hot potato, Orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends *tweeks nose*

 

[MikeG]

I just dared, and I'm looking forward to your imminent you-know-what .

No.........what? Arrival of Voldermort?

 

[Donger]

So, you all touch wood and believe in the tooth fairy, do you?

No. I generally touch cloth at the thought of a p***ture.

 

[young Ed]

No. I generally touch cloth at the thought of a p***ture.

i generally touch (grab) patches!
Cheers Ed

 

[Peteaud]

No. I generally touch cloth at the thought of a p***ture.

If i am touching cloth, a pun***e is the last thing on my mind.

 

[MikeG]

If i am touching cloth, a pun***e is the last thing on my mind.

Behave!

 

[MikeG]

PUNCTURES, for everyone. There is no puncture fairy! I am afairistic (and I've got new tyres ).

 

[Supersuperleeds]

sorry OCD here
Cheers Ed

i generally touch (grab) patches!
Cheers Ed

Sorry

I

 

[MontyVeda]

in my book, the only time I'm likely to get a puncture is when I go for a ride and forget my pump or patches... there is no puncture fairy, only Sod's Law
I don't think I've actually used my 'latest' frame pump, or the last pack of patches (both bought a couple of years ago). Sod's Law wants me to believe I'm wasting my money on useless tat like a frame pump and patches... the evil sod!

 

[vernon]

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[alans]

before you know it you're dancing naked around a circle of stones at midnight, or examining a chicken's entrails for clues as to which horse will win the 4 o'clock at Haydock.

Is that an admission that you don't do these things?
If so you're doomed:doomed I say

 

[alans]

I was going to say something about sacrificing virgins, but thought better of it

there is a distinct lack of a basic requirement for the performance of such rituals