Women

[compo]

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

 

[biggs682]

compo very good comment and true

 

[3narf]

Q Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

A Because they're ugly and they smell!

 

[oscarplu]

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[PaulB]

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Some of them are quite good at multi-tasking if you believe what this study tells us http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ns-chair-The-exercises-likely-YOU-orgasm.html And since cycling features and we are on a cycling website, can we ask if any women are prepared to be honest about this and tell us if it's true?

 

[Arch]

You lot are going to be sooo dead by the morning!

Nah, I can't be bothered.

 

[Bluenite]

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[Flying Dodo]

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Probably because he's not up to the task in hand? In my experience, good sex can get rid of a woman's headache.

 

[vernon]

I can and regularly do !

I'm sure that I've seen your image somewhere on cyclechat before.......

 

[ianrauk]

I'm sure that I've seen your image somewhere on cyclechat before.......

You (we) have indeed...

 

[vernon]

You (we) have indeed...

I have my suspicions but I'll bin them before making a fool of myself.

 

[Doseone]

You (we) have indeed...

I have my suspicions but I'll bin them before making a fool of myself.

Wos going on?? Cryptic posts from you two and the "offending" post now disappeared. What have I missed???

 

[vernon]

Wos going on?? Cryptic posts from you two and the "offending" post now disappeared. What have I missed???

That's for us to know and you to find out....

 

[potsy]

Wos going on?? Cryptic posts from you two and the "offending" post now disappeared. What have I missed???

You obviously haven't 'bin' paying attention recently

 

[Speicher]

Flippin' eck, what a flop.