Wooing tips for wee Joe

[Joe24]

Indeed, just for you.
So are you impressed?

 

[Kovu]

Indeed, just for you.
So are you impressed?

More impressed then your other chat up lines, a whole new side of you then?

 

[Joe24]

More impressed then your other chat up lines, a whole new side of you then?

Yes, would you like to see more

 

[Crackle]

Yes, would you like to see more

Beeeeeeep! try again. Going well 'till then.

 

[Joe24]

It is another side of me, i'm very caring and loving really. I have lots of love to give.

 

[Dayvo]

Joe, mate! You don't need wooing tips, you need a cold shower!

 

[Kovu]

Beeeeeeep! try again. Going well 'till then.

Thank you Crackle ... I didn't want to say.


Joe: Thats better and I'm sure you are, deep deep down

 

[Joe24]

Joe, mate! You don't need wooing tips, you need a cold shower!

Kovu:
I wrote your name on toilet roll in the sand but i wiped my arse on it the sea washed it away
I wrote your name in my burp the sky, but it smelt bad and i wafted it away the wind blew it away.
i wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

 

[Kovu]

Kovu:
I wrote your name on toilet roll in the sand but i wiped my arse on it the sea washed it away
I wrote your name in my burp the sky, but it smelt bad and i wafted it away the wind blew it away.
i wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

Awww that actually would have been quite good if you hadn't included the striked out bits.

 

[Joe24]

Awww that actually would have been quite good if you hadn't included the striked out bits.

Blank them then darling


Anyway, werent we ment to be getting some food, i'm still hungry

 

[Kovu]

Blank them then darling


Anyway, werent we ment to be getting some food, i'm still hungry

Your still not listening to the wise CCers Joe ... you put it in, then it is not really wooing or impressing me.

 

[Joe24]

Your still not listening to the wise CCers Joe ... you put it in, then it is not really wooing or impressing me.

Well i cant just take it out. I'll write it again though.

 

[Crackle]

Kovu:
I wrote your name on toilet roll in the sand but i wiped my arse on it the sea washed it away
I wrote your name in my burp the sky, but it smelt bad and i wafted it away the wind blew it away.
i wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

<delivers virual clip around the ear>

 

[Joe24]

<delivers virual clip around the ear>

Stop reading the blocked out bits
Edit: anyway Crackle, your ment to be helping me here!

 

[Crackle]

I'm trying I really am