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Obviously an Aubergine
Tis nowSo, I was, like, reading through this thread and I thought “REALLY?” She doesn’t know where her pain au chocolate is? REALLY!! I mean, obviously, it’s in her tummy...

Really!!
Tis nowSo, I was, like, reading through this thread and I thought “REALLY?” She doesn’t know where her pain au chocolate is? REALLY!! I mean, obviously, it’s in her tummy...
Toys 'R' Us used to annoy me. In fact, any business that uses incorrect langaue. There's a takeaway near me called "Snax-4-U" I would not buy anything from there
I did once plan to open a bike shop exclusively for fixed and single speed , I was going to call it cog-u-like or cogs-R-us.You wouldn't be interested in a purchase from Spud-U-Like, then?
There was an all female eco-build firm called 'Amazon nails' up North.I did once plan to open a bike shop exclusively for fixed and single speed , I was going to call it cog-u-like or cogs-R-us.
The injunction on that one is simple enough..."...reached out..."
No you chuffing didn't - you spoke to them! Sheesh, the media have started doing it over here now. I say this justifies going to war with America, and we should do so while their leadership is weak, so anytime from now until at least 2024.
Some white teenagers in Birmingham now have British Asian accents. Even British Asian accents have come into existence in my lifetime.But we are pretty good at hanging on to our accents, and regional language differences. Even on this crammed together, tiny island.
Hah! See what I mean!Poop. I'm not four, use adult language. It's faeces or shoot.
Champion or ambassador is used where I am. Yuk.The main qualification for being an “outreach officer*” is a BA in patronising people.
* or similar, after all “officer” is a touch too military-sounding for some.
Quote from Hover fly on receiving his, “It’s a wonder they didn’t draw a face on the turd”.My recent colon cancer screening kit from the NHS referred to the item under test as "poo" throughout the instructions. Mercifully, they didn't refer to "sitting on the potty".
Excellent!Quote from Hover fly on receiving his, “It’s a wonder they didn’t draw a face on the turd”.
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