Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Dave7]

I suppose it's a measure of how long this thread has been running
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/worlds-worst-dad-jokes.305552/page-8#post-7510504

Serious questions........
1. Is it that important to you?
2. Did you remember that or have to search for it ?
It obviously brought a smile to some one here.

 

[Chris S]

Serious questions........
1. Is it that important to you?
2. Did you remember that or have to search for it ?
It obviously brought a smile to some one here.

I posted the original. Perhaps you remembered it but forgot where you read it?

 

[Dave7]

I posted the original. Perhaps you remembered it but forgot where you read it?

I read it on FB the day I posted it.
I like to read the jokes but my old memory is not good enough to remember that far back.
Remembering yesterday is hard enough

 

[markemark]

Oh great. The ‘this joke is repeated’ posts have started.
Soon to be followed by …. This is duplicated in the jokes thread.

Let

It

Go

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dogtrousers]

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My wife's response:

I don't know why, but I always wait with anticipation that you're going to tell me a decent joke.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

My wife's response:

I don't know why, but I always wait with anticipation that you're going to tell me a decent joke.

Must be nice to have married an optimist. ☹️

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

My wife's response:

I don't know why, but I always wait with anticipation that you're going to tell me a decent joke.

My wife send her sympathy to your wife

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

My wife's response:

I don't know why, but I always wait with anticipation that you're going to tell me a decent joke.

WIthout this sense that husbands will change the human race would have died out many millennia ago

 

[T4tomo]

I posted the original. Perhaps you remembered it but forgot where you read it?

So you have two usernames / logins then?
Very odd.

 

[markemark]

One of the beauties of dad jokes is they’re repeated endlessly. A great one from above i plan to use is saying “let’s cross that bridge when we get to it” in a city full of bridges. And my favourite “ah this takes me back” every, EVERY time I put my car into reverse.

To add a new one, every time we eat Mexican, shout oi, get off, that’s nacho cheese…..


The repetition is to be celebrated.

 

[Sharky]

When walking past a church, on the hour, I'll say...

"That rings a bell"

 

[T4tomo]

Is that all the onions dad?
Are that's shallot!

 

[Dogtrousers]

And if there happens to be cheese and crackers, and even better, nuts to be handed round.

Your nuts, madam
Your crackers, sir

 

[glasgowcyclist]

And if there happens to be cheese and crackers, and even better, nuts to be handed round.

Your nuts, madam
Your crackers, sir

From the marvellous Two Ronnies!


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