Worlds worst dad jokes.

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[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Gwylan]

Another of those oft repeated things ...

I have a friend whose way of offering a hot caffeinated beverage is to ask "You fokoffee?"

There is a standard answer that begins "No, you fokoffee..." but I've forgotten it.

Fluctuations

 

[Sharky]

Talking about favourite crisps ....

My first choice is always helicopter crisps, but if they don't have any I would choose plain crisps.

 

[Chris S]

What does a man with a massive willy have for his breakfast?
Well this morning I had a boiled egg.

 

[raleighnut]

What does a man with a massive willy have for his breakfast?
Well this morning I had a boiled egg.

I had two

 

[Sharky]

Two packets of crisps went to a dance and at the dance, they were chatted up by two packets of quavers.

At the end of the evening, one of quavers said, "our car is outside, would you like a lift home"?

The crisps replied, "no thanks, we're walkers"

 

[Dave7]

What does a clock do when it's hungry ?

It goes back four seconds.

 

[Chris S]

Why can't penguins fly?
Because they're chocolate biscuits.

 

[Jameshow]

BBC news reports that volunteers have been clearing up the chips and onions from the containers that fell from the container shop recently.
"Everyone chipped in to be honest"

 

[Chris S]

BBC news reports that volunteers have been clearing up the chips and onions from the containers that fell from the container shop recently.
"Everyone chipped in to be honest"

It was a chip wreck.

 

[Jameshow]

It was a chip wreck.

The chips were really salted apparently!

 

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