Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Beebo]

I went to a music shop and asked if I could see the littlest oboe.
The shop keeper said “maybe tomorrow”

(This will only work if you grew up in the 80s)

 

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[MichaelW2]

I was wondering why the cricket ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

 

[MichaelW2]

Spanish Speaking Magician says he will dissapear in the count of three
Uno
Dos
poof
He disappears without a tres

 

[MichaelW2]

Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated R

 

[MichaelW2]

Two fish are in a tank
One turns to the other and says "How do we drive this thing?

 

[MichaelW2]

My grandfather came back from the war with one arm ....




..... and we still don't know whose it is !

 

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[Chris S]

Somebody said that nothing is impossible. They were lying. I do nothing all the time.

 

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