hopless500
Trundling along
- Location
- not-as-flat-as-you-think Norfolk
My vote is 100% enthusiastically with the OP. If I never had to suffer listening to any of the rubbish they have done again I would be ecstatic.
Worst band ever?
- Thread starter Flying_Monkey
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asterix
Comrade Member
- Location
- Limoges or York
Why do musicians wear hats?
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
I don't know, why do musicians wear hats?
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
[QUOTE 2825856, member: 1314"]MUMFORD!!!!!!!
I HATE them for making folk music for people who hate folk music. If you want to listen to folk listen to the stuff that gets under your skin, plays with your mind and spits and snarls over you. Not a band who want to smear Vaseline on you, send you to sleep, and then dress you up in their twattiness.
Best news I’ve heard this year is that they’ve taken an indefinite hiatus. The better news would've that they would have found rightful employment as the squelchy bubble-gum on the bottom of Christy Moore’s ugly left smelly toe.
I hate them selling England to the yanks as a softly-lit Tess of the D’urbervilles rustic playground for centaurs; for allowing professional accountants’ wives to wear muslin maxi-dresses and dance around the kitchen thinking they are f***ing peasants; for smirking and not knowing sweet fa about life, sweet fa, SWEET FA!
MacGowan wrote a song about what he perceived to be the real Ireland, rather than one of leprechauns, and started with the lines:
“We put the hood round his head and then we shot the b****** dead.”
Muffies write a song about what they perceive to be the real England, rather than one of maypoles, and start with the lines:
“Coodly woodly woo, a sailor’s life for you, rolling on the sea so blue, I go poodly poo over you. My daddy was a turnip picker too. My mummy was a woman-oo."”
The twits.
f*** off.
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Superb. I couldn't have put it more eloquently.
I HATE them for making folk music for people who hate folk music. If you want to listen to folk listen to the stuff that gets under your skin, plays with your mind and spits and snarls over you. Not a band who want to smear Vaseline on you, send you to sleep, and then dress you up in their twattiness.
Best news I’ve heard this year is that they’ve taken an indefinite hiatus. The better news would've that they would have found rightful employment as the squelchy bubble-gum on the bottom of Christy Moore’s ugly left smelly toe.
I hate them selling England to the yanks as a softly-lit Tess of the D’urbervilles rustic playground for centaurs; for allowing professional accountants’ wives to wear muslin maxi-dresses and dance around the kitchen thinking they are f***ing peasants; for smirking and not knowing sweet fa about life, sweet fa, SWEET FA!
MacGowan wrote a song about what he perceived to be the real Ireland, rather than one of leprechauns, and started with the lines:
“We put the hood round his head and then we shot the b****** dead.”
Muffies write a song about what they perceive to be the real England, rather than one of maypoles, and start with the lines:
“Coodly woodly woo, a sailor’s life for you, rolling on the sea so blue, I go poodly poo over you. My daddy was a turnip picker too. My mummy was a woman-oo."”
The twits.
f*** off.
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Superb. I couldn't have put it more eloquently.
Mr Haematocrit
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- Location
- Out of the saddle
You'd had all that shoegazing b*llocks and then the whole Nirvana thing, which I thought was f**king rubbish - it was just America catching up with punk rock 20 years too f**king late for me, you know. -- Paul Weller
Melonfish
Evil Genius in training.
- Location
- Warrington, UK
U2, i really don't have to qualify that tbh.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
You could pad it out a bit by saying that Bonio's a **** and the Hedge is just a bunch of sound effects being thrown around and that no one ever remembers whatsisname and whatsisface anyway. And all their stuff's rubbish.
Leaway2
Lycrist
- Location
- Manchester (Sale)
Bruce Springsteen (with the e street band if it has to be a band). Totally overrated.
Melonfish
Evil Genius in training.
- Location
- Warrington, UK
i could but you've just effortlessly proven my point
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
OOOOOooooh - you - beeatch !!
Although I (liked) your admittedly funny rhetoric on Oasis - As a Manc & an Oasis fan (not my number 1 band) - is this Jealousy ??
Everyone knows that Manchester is the Capital City of England & has produced some of the finest bands to have ever come out of Europe in fact.
Oasis are a clone of the Beatles - Yes - but a hard edged Rock n Roll version.
You secretly want to be a Manc - don't you - dont you.
Your not from London Village by any chance ? (I haven't seen your profile yet).
Liam is annoying - True - but not the creative force.
Also of note - Manchester is the 2nd most economically Important city in England after London Village.
Also the mist culturally diverse.
Your post is Funny though.
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User6179
Guest
"Wings were the band the Beatles could of been" Alan Partridge
GrumpyGregry
Here for rides.
[QUOTE 2825856, member: 1314"]MUMFORD!!!!!!!
I HATE them for making folk music for people who hate folk music. If you want to listen to folk listen to the stuff that gets under your skin, plays with your mind and spits and snarls over you. Not a band who want to smear Vaseline on you, send you to sleep, and then dress you up in their twattiness.
Best news I’ve heard this year is that they’ve taken an indefinite hiatus. The better news would've been them having found their rightful employment as the squelchy bubble-gum on the bottom of Christy Moore’s ugly left smelly toe.
I hate them selling England to the yanks as a softly-lit Tess of the D’urbervilles rustic playground for centaurs; for allowing professional accountants’ wives to wear muslin maxi-dresses and dance around the kitchen thinking they are f***ing peasants; for smirking and not knowing sweet fa about life, sweet fa, SWEET FA!
MacGowan wrote a song about what he perceived to be the real Ireland, rather than one of leprechauns, and started with the lines:
“We put the hood round his head and then we shot the b****** dead.”
Muffies write a song about what they perceive to be the real England, rather than one of maypoles, and start with the lines:
“Coodly woodly woo, a sailor’s life for you, rolling on the sea so blue, I go poodly poo over you. My daddy was a turnip picker too. My mummy was a woman-oo."”
The twits.
f*** off.
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West London Folk Scene innit? See if you can see the internal contradictions inherent in that statement!
Any way CoG you rail against the wrong target. Nowt wrong with Mumford, they are exploiting a market (and getting back together Q1 next year to do so again. The fault lies with the nobbers that consume their plastic artificial soul-less product.
I HATE them for making folk music for people who hate folk music. If you want to listen to folk listen to the stuff that gets under your skin, plays with your mind and spits and snarls over you. Not a band who want to smear Vaseline on you, send you to sleep, and then dress you up in their twattiness.
Best news I’ve heard this year is that they’ve taken an indefinite hiatus. The better news would've been them having found their rightful employment as the squelchy bubble-gum on the bottom of Christy Moore’s ugly left smelly toe.
I hate them selling England to the yanks as a softly-lit Tess of the D’urbervilles rustic playground for centaurs; for allowing professional accountants’ wives to wear muslin maxi-dresses and dance around the kitchen thinking they are f***ing peasants; for smirking and not knowing sweet fa about life, sweet fa, SWEET FA!
MacGowan wrote a song about what he perceived to be the real Ireland, rather than one of leprechauns, and started with the lines:
“We put the hood round his head and then we shot the b****** dead.”
Muffies write a song about what they perceive to be the real England, rather than one of maypoles, and start with the lines:
“Coodly woodly woo, a sailor’s life for you, rolling on the sea so blue, I go poodly poo over you. My daddy was a turnip picker too. My mummy was a woman-oo."”
The twits.
f*** off.
View attachment 34478 [/quote]
West London Folk Scene innit? See if you can see the internal contradictions inherent in that statement!
Any way CoG you rail against the wrong target. Nowt wrong with Mumford, they are exploiting a market (and getting back together Q1 next year to do so again. The fault lies with the nobbers that consume their plastic artificial soul-less product.
GrumpyGregry
Here for rides.
and can I add.... Shriekback.
Cletus Van Damme
Previously known as Cheesney Hawks
- Location
- Out in the sticks...
Kings Of Leon
Oasis
U2
Iron Maiden (sorry all that medieval drivel makes me cringe)
System Of A Down, Slipknot etc, I like some metal music but those and many others are total shite.
Metallica - Over-produced mainstream metal, samey sounding cack.
James Blunt
Just IMVHO.
Oasis
U2
Iron Maiden (sorry all that medieval drivel makes me cringe)
System Of A Down, Slipknot etc, I like some metal music but those and many others are total shite.
Metallica - Over-produced mainstream metal, samey sounding cack.
James Blunt
Just IMVHO.
