Worst band ever?

the worst band in the world


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asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
Why do musicians wear hats?
 

AndyRM

XOXO
Location
North Shields
[QUOTE 2825856, member: 1314"]MUMFORD!!!!!!!

I HATE them for making folk music for people who hate folk music. If you want to listen to folk listen to the stuff that gets under your skin, plays with your mind and spits and snarls over you. Not a band who want to smear Vaseline on you, send you to sleep, and then dress you up in their twattiness.

Best news I’ve heard this year is that they’ve taken an indefinite hiatus. The better news would've that they would have found rightful employment as the squelchy bubble-gum on the bottom of Christy Moore’s ugly left smelly toe.

I hate them selling England to the yanks as a softly-lit Tess of the D’urbervilles rustic playground for centaurs; for allowing professional accountants’ wives to wear muslin maxi-dresses and dance around the kitchen thinking they are f***ing peasants; for smirking and not knowing sweet fa about life, sweet fa, SWEET FA!

MacGowan wrote a song about what he perceived to be the real Ireland, rather than one of leprechauns, and started with the lines:

“We put the hood round his head and then we shot the b****** dead.”

Muffies write a song about what they perceive to be the real England, rather than one of maypoles, and start with the lines:

“Coodly woodly woo, a sailor’s life for you, rolling on the sea so blue, I go poodly poo over you. My daddy was a turnip picker too. My mummy was a woman-oo."”

The twits.

f*** off.

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Superb. I couldn't have put it more eloquently.
 

Melonfish

Evil Genius in training.
Location
Warrington, UK
You could pad it out a bit by saying that Bonio's a **** and the Hedge is just a bunch of sound effects being thrown around and that no one ever remembers whatsisname and whatsisface anyway. And all their stuff's rubbish.
i could but you've just effortlessly proven my point ;)
 

SteCenturion

I am your Father
Oasis, without a doubt. Sub-par northern pub rock with crappy Mancunian sneer thrown in for extra nausea. Well done, you're a worthless dole-chimp from a dead post-industrial town with no reason to exist anymore. Tell us about "yer mam".

Their music is so generic that it could have been written and performed by a slice of white bread. I could fart better tunes with a kazoo jammed up my arse. And I'm willing to prove it on live television.
OOOOOooooh - you - beeatch !!
Although I (liked) your admittedly funny rhetoric on Oasis - As a Manc & an Oasis fan (not my number 1 band) - is this Jealousy ??
Everyone knows that Manchester is the Capital City of England & has produced some of the finest bands to have ever come out of Europe in fact.
Oasis are a clone of the Beatles - Yes - but a hard edged Rock n Roll version.
You secretly want to be a Manc - don't you - dont you.:whistle:
Your not from London Village by any chance ? (I haven't seen your profile yet).
Liam is annoying - True - but not the creative force.
Also of note - Manchester is the 2nd most economically Important city in England after London Village. :tongue:
Also the mist culturally diverse.
Your post is Funny though.
 

GrumpyGregry

Here for rides.
[QUOTE 2825856, member: 1314"]MUMFORD!!!!!!!

I HATE them for making folk music for people who hate folk music. If you want to listen to folk listen to the stuff that gets under your skin, plays with your mind and spits and snarls over you. Not a band who want to smear Vaseline on you, send you to sleep, and then dress you up in their twattiness.

Best news I’ve heard this year is that they’ve taken an indefinite hiatus. The better news would've been them having found their rightful employment as the squelchy bubble-gum on the bottom of Christy Moore’s ugly left smelly toe.

I hate them selling England to the yanks as a softly-lit Tess of the D’urbervilles rustic playground for centaurs; for allowing professional accountants’ wives to wear muslin maxi-dresses and dance around the kitchen thinking they are f***ing peasants; for smirking and not knowing sweet fa about life, sweet fa, SWEET FA!

MacGowan wrote a song about what he perceived to be the real Ireland, rather than one of leprechauns, and started with the lines:

“We put the hood round his head and then we shot the b****** dead.”

Muffies write a song about what they perceive to be the real England, rather than one of maypoles, and start with the lines:

“Coodly woodly woo, a sailor’s life for you, rolling on the sea so blue, I go poodly poo over you. My daddy was a turnip picker too. My mummy was a woman-oo."”

The twits.

f*** off.

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West London Folk Scene innit? See if you can see the internal contradictions inherent in that statement!

Any way CoG you rail against the wrong target. Nowt wrong with Mumford, they are exploiting a market (and getting back together Q1 next year to do so again. The fault lies with the nobbers that consume their plastic artificial soul-less product.
 

Cletus Van Damme

Previously known as Cheesney Hawks
Kings Of Leon
Oasis
U2
Iron Maiden (sorry all that medieval drivel makes me cringe)
System Of A Down, Slipknot etc, I like some metal music but those and many others are total shite.
Metallica - Over-produced mainstream metal, samey sounding cack.
James Blunt
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Just IMVHO.
 
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