Would you try and out run a police officer on a bike?

[CopperCyclist]

I've chased a criminal* who was on a bike whilst I was on foot once. I caught him too.

*alledged

 

[Profpointy]

I don't see coppers round here even on shanky's ponies or in cars come to think of it. So I would amazed and stunned to see one on a bike, so I can't answer another one of the classic "soup of the day" scenarios unfortunately. I often get woken by the sky police spending thousands on seeking out another untouchable burglar or car thief in their helicopter though. Only for the whole malarkey to end in a non conviction because the judge doesn't see it fit and just to send these scum to prison. Remember, they are the victims, not the likes of us, the hardworking, tax payers. Apparently, they were unfortunately born into dysfunctional families. That's why they commit such acts. We shouldn't be so hard on these poor, misunderstood souls

I did read somewhere (an American site, hence the labels have their meanings), that a "conservative" was a "liberal" who had just been robbed, and conversely, a "liberal" was a "conservative" who had been harassed by the police

 

[Piemaster]

Does trying to draft one count?
Was only for a couple of hundred metres he stopped to move on a white van that thought it was ok to park on double yellows, on top of a traffic light stop line

 

[400bhp]

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[Soup890]

zzzzzzzzzzz

I see past your bed time

 

[Soup890]

There is magic in your eyes?

Twinkle in your eye for me

 

[Cuchilo]

I once had the police try and stop me while on my boat , two of us actually on two boats trying to moor up as the tide was going out . We where manic with ropes trying to grab the mooring lines when we heard " Oi you two , come over here " I replied politely with " who is it " ( it was dark at the time ) They replied " the police now come over here right now "
My mate replied " fark off " I must admit I laughed my tits off .

 

[WellyWonkey]

I see past your bed time

I suppose you see dead people as well?

 

[Soup890]

I suppose you see dead people as well?

Nope

 

[Cuchilo]

I suppose you see dead people as well?

I think that's part of his job .

 

[Soup890]

I think that's part of his job .

Yep

 

[classic33]

What the feck are you planning, Soupy?

Half expecting your next post to be: "Advice please - how to get cash out of the country without being noticed".

Try a cheque
"In one case, for example, Italian authorities arrested a man who was trying to leave Italy on his way to Switzerland with a cheque made out for $US500m (AUD$558m). The man worked for a multinational company and sought to enter Switzerland in a luxury car belonging to his company. He failed to declare the cheque at the Italian border station of Ponte Chiasso and was arrested when the cheque was discovered during a routine search of the car (‘Italy Stops Man at Border with $558m’Sydney Morning Herald 12 October 2007)."

 

[Brightski]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEEJyYtCsLQ

 

[Brightski]

Say for example he was cycling and he flagged you down. You had a lighter/carbon bike all the works and the officer was on a standard bike. Would you give it sum and go like the clappers?

Remember the officer is on a bicyclist

Nah not worth it....

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

I wouldn't give it some; I'd stop and remove the copper from off the poor bicyclist.