ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
He fought the hills. The hills won!
Write your own obituary
- Thread starter anothersam
- Start date
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ayceejay
Guru
- Location
- Rural Quebec
I enjoy a good joke and my biggest fear is being buried alive, one of my favourite jokes is about the guy hunting with a buddy who he accidentally shoots so he calls 911 and says "come quick, I shot my friend, I think he is dead" the call server said "we need to send out the appropriate service can you make sure he is dead" so the guy went back and shot him again.
Obituary: He was once alive - now he is dead - we made sure.
Obituary: He was once alive - now he is dead - we made sure.
The Jogger
Legendary Member
- Location
- Spain
He never seemed to age.
numbnuts
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
Waste of space
Pretty much sums up how you behave whilst you are still alive.
D
Deleted member 23692
Guest
He knew the difference between an epitaph and an obituary
shouldbeinbed
Rollin' along
- Location
- Manchester way
He was lucky to die peacefully in his sleep, unlike the passengers on his ravines of Switzerland bus tour.
OP
OP
anothersam
SMIDSMe
- Location
- Far East Sussex
Gravity Aided
Legendary Member
- Location
- Land of Lincoln
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
I saw this (and re-jigged it) years ago and have always liked it.
I walk this way but once.
Any good that I can show to any human being or animal,
let me do it now,
as I will not walk this way again.
I walk this way but once.
Any good that I can show to any human being or animal,
let me do it now,
as I will not walk this way again.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
I want...
"OI! Tony Robinson and your TimeTeam buddies....
P!SS OFF"
"OI! Tony Robinson and your TimeTeam buddies....
P!SS OFF"
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Mind you, if that was my obituary, then it'd be too late and I'd be brown bread.
Smokin Joe
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
"He never could resist a joke. The last one was on him"
Gasman
Old enough to know better, too old to care!
- Location
- Third Rock From The Sun
Multi-Billionaire Sir Gasman, whose self-propelled, meteoric rise to wealth and fame...would have made even J.D. Rockefeller envious...
died early yesterday morning at the age of 99...
while bedding his, 25 year old, 7th wife who is recovering from exhaustion at the local hospital...
and will be unable to attend the funeral.
(© Cocktail)
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Yes, it is a piano!
