I enjoy a good joke and my biggest fear is being buried alive, one of my favourite jokes is about the guy hunting with a buddy who he accidentally shoots so he calls 911 and says "come quick, I shot my friend, I think he is dead" the call server said "we need to send out the appropriate service can you make sure he is dead" so the guy went back and shot him again.
Obituary: He was once alive - now he is dead - we made sure.
Gasman... Sir Gasman...
Multi-Billionaire Sir Gasman, whose self-propelled, meteoric rise to wealth and fame...would have made even J.D. Rockefeller envious...
died early yesterday morning at the age of 99...
while bedding his, 25 year old, 7th wife who is recovering from exhaustion at the local hospital...
and will be unable to attend the funeral.
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