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Arrowfoot

Veteran
He stayed true to his principles, firm in his beliefs and strident in his faith. Then he found cycling.
 

TVC

Guest
The World has lost one of its greatest wits, lovers, philanthropists, song writers, chefs and sportsmen. A light has gone out in every corner of the planet.
 

Drago

Flouncing Nobber
Location
Poshshire
Ivan Drago. Thespian, shark tamer, crocodile castrater, the first man to cook cheese on toast in a toaster laid on its side. Lover of nuclear weapons, eater of cheesy nachos, stalker of Carol Vorderman. Last of the real men.
 
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