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anothersam

SMIDSMe
Location
Far East Sussex
"He wasn't wearing a helmet, didn't have his hands on the handlebars, and had The Felice Brothers turned up too loud on his iPod. While any of those could have killed him instantly, it was actually the bottle of champagne that slipped from the hand of a passenger in a Virgin balloon that dispatched him."

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He stayed true to his principles, firm in his beliefs and strident in his faith. Then he found cycling.
 

TVC

Guest
The World has lost one of its greatest wits, lovers, philanthropists, song writers, chefs and sportsmen. A light has gone out in every corner of the planet.
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Ivan Drago. Thespian, shark tamer, crocodile castrater, the first man to cook cheese on toast in a toaster laid on its side. Lover of nuclear weapons, eater of cheesy nachos, stalker of Carol Vorderman. Last of the real men.
 
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