You know you're a cyclist when...

[ianrauk]

You give your bike another going over with the Mr Sheen....when you already did an hour or so before.

 

[DRHysted]

When you stroke your top tube with affection....

I tend to pat the saddle!

 

[Hill Wimp]

You enjoy cleaning your chain

This has definitely only developed since i got my road bike.

 

[Judderz]

You enjoy cleaning your chain

That's OCD, not enjoyment!

 

[Koga]

When you are grumpy because you can't go out on your regular Saturday morning spin ....

 

[Mattonsea]

When you cant think of nufin else

 

[Supersuperleeds]

You give your bike another going over with the Mr Sheen....when you already did an hour or so before.

That's just you

You know you're a cyclist when the round trip to and from work is 10 miles but you regularly do 50 miles - or is that you just can't read a map?

 

[markharry66]

when others at work who dont cycle mention how good spinning classes are you mention your daily cycle they look bemused.

 

[DooDah]

When you get your bike out of the garage and wipe the frame with your hand and say "bloody dust", only to find a voice behind you saying "bloody dickhead, you love that bike more than me"

 

[screenman]

When your rear mech is aligned properly.

Just realised this is my 50th year of being a bike owner.

 

[Hip Priest]

I realised I was a cyclist earlier today when I removed the reliable old tyres from my commuter and found myself thanking them.

I also realised I was a weirdo.

 

[DooDah]

When your rear mech is aligned properly.

Just realised this is my 50th year of being a bike owner.

Careful, @Adrian will be along in a minute

 

[screenman]

 

[Pat "5mph"]

When folks at work stop asking "did you cycle in today" start asking "where did you park the bike?"

 

[Kies]

When you open the curtains, look at the maserati and still think "bike" !