You know you're getting older when......

[Speicher]

I've just been playing the guitar, halfway through a song I forget the chords... It's all down hill.

Can you play "Over the Hill and far Away"?

 

[Mrs M]

Beechgrove Garden is on TV.
I'm off!
Over and out

 

[Levo-Lon]

Going into the next room and wondering why you went there....senior moments

gardening s ok but flowers ad hnging baskets are the old dears job..

 

[andytheflyer]

I have that stick, things are worse that I first thought!!

Oh dear. Paint stirring sticks. Mine's the broken remains of a 20" wooden model aeroplane propeller - they are really good for stirring paint........

 

[simon the viking]

Beige ... the colour of impending doom...

Oi!!!! I've still got some beige chinos they arent the original pair from the Rick Astley era.... Probably the third incarnation......

 

[surfdude]

i had my first denture fitted yesterday . glasses 2 weeks ago and being investigated for a heart problem . looks like i am at that age , oh and at work only 2 people are older than me .

.

 

[cardiac case]

Oh dear. Paint stirring sticks. Mine's the broken remains of a 20" wooden model aeroplane propeller - they are really good for stirring paint........

You should sand down the unbroken end to balance it, otherwise it will vibrate if you stir too fast.

Paul G

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Off to Bonfest this weekend, I am so old now that I went to the barber today and got my eyebrows trimmed...you can spot me in some of the footage from last year's Bonfest in this video. I'm such on old nobber.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxL7R56yzC8&feature=youtu.be&list=PLs-oYyhUNr3fG2NbTq0xXdSSJvre4o3JR

 

[screenman]

People keep saying I look good for my age, not sure how to take that.

 

[mybike]

When your car insurance isn't the only thing that doesn't go up much anymore.

Mine is actually going down.

I wish.

i had my first denture fitted yesterday . glasses 2 weeks ago and being investigated for a heart problem . looks like i am at that age , oh and at work only 2 people are older than me .

.

A mere youth.

 

[Andy_R]

When you go to the barbers to get your hair cut, and look down at the clippings and think "F*ck me, someone's shaved a badger"

 

[Hill Wimp]

I do that on the computer. I think about something that I want to find out about, and by the time the Google page loads I have forgotten what it was I was going to check!................and the eyesight is getting worse too. Few months ago went into Argos to order something and had to ask the person next to me to read out the catalogue number. Must start carrying the reading specs if I go anywhere.

Oh heavens i know that Google problem so well drives me insane.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

You know you're getting older when you've just read a discussion about stirring paint.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

You know you're getting older when you've just read a discussion about stirring paint.

 

[stephec]

You know you're getting older when you start repeating yourself.