You know you're getting older when......

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

I don't have a stick. I have an old screwdriver instead.

there really is not a lot that can be said about that (other than I used to have one as well )

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I was playing bingo with the pensioners the other night and I'm now in the process of rearranging one of my flower beds and partially replanting the one the other side.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

you have an OAP's chair....

 

[craigwend]

they change the order of the shelves of the supermarket / 'thingymebobs' in the CC forum & you goround in circles for hours

 

[stephec]

The enormous slipper that both feet go Into? what a joke.

How many have you got?

 

[Hill Wimp]

A new recruit turned up at my place of work a couple of months ago. I spotted him chatting up one of the receptionists.

All i wanted to do was say " i wouldnt love, i've seen those crown jewels and they are't worth it"

I used to change his nappies

 

[raleighnut]

In my day...................................................................(insert comment)
And I got change from a pound!

 

[stephec]

I don't have a stick. I have an old screwdriver instead.

I've got a stick.

But to be fair, mine's a proper big manly stirrer that clamps in to an electric drill, it even mixes mortar.

 

[welsh dragon]

I've got a stick.

But to be fair, mine's a proper big manly stirrer that clamps in to an electric drill, it even mixes mortar.

No. You are a stirrer. There's a differance

 

[raleighnut]

I've got a stick.

But to be fair, mine's a proper big manly stirrer that clamps in to an electric drill, it even mixes mortar.

Is that the same drill the spanking attachment fits on to.

 

[biggs682]

radio 2 for sure old or young

 

[Deleted member 1258]

When you ask someone else to pick up of the floor what you've just dropped because you know if you get down you'll need help getting back up again.

 

[raleighnut]

radio 2 for sure old or young

Is that 'the light programme'

 

[Andy_R]

When you make a sort of "ooshhya" noise when you get up off the sofa

 

[DEFENDER01]

Right now I wish I was 10 years older. I'd be bang on for a new knee, have no mortgage left and could have taken voluntary redundancy at work and got out of the place before it gets even worse.

Knee replacement is not always such a good idea.
Many people around here wish they had not as they are worse off.
I was advised last year by an osteopath surgeon to leave it as long as possible as i wouldn't be able to kneel { i can at the moment.}

My recommendation is if you are not in a lot of pain wait as long as you can.