You know you're getting older when......

[stephec]

No. You are a stirrer. There's a differance

I've got my Scout badge in it.

 

[DEFENDER01]

I put the milk in the cupboard and the sugar in the fridge then went upstairs and dont know why.
{THE END IS NIGH.}

 

[mybike]

You know you're getting older when you've just read a discussion about stirring paint.

You know you're getting older when you've just read a discussion about stirring paint.

You know you're getting older when you catch yourself repeating something you've just said.

You know you're getting older when you start repeating yourself.

Or when someone else beats you to it.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

You know you're getting older when you catch yourself repeating something you've just said.



Or when someone else beats you to it.

I'm claiming a dodgy left click button on my keypad. A single click gives 2.

 

[ayceejay]

Is the sound on this thing? I can't hear a worm/

 

[Archie_tect]

You know you're getting older when......

...you start a new thread on CC but forget what the title is as you type.

 

[Archie_tect]

...you have to get out of the shower because you've forgotten the soap, then you have to get out again because you left your towel on the landing, then you have to get out again to switch the extract fan on, then you have to get out again because you've forgotten to take your hearing aids out, then you have to get back out again because you've still got your clothes on...

 

[tony111]

Jasper Carrot....You know your getting older when you look in Greenwoods window while scratching your chin and think mmmmmmm that cardigan looks nice.

 

[Archie_tect]

Jasper Carrot....You know your getting older when you look in Greenwoods window while scratching your chin and think mmmmmmm that cardigan looks nice.

Oi, I got an excellent waterproof coat from Greenwoods last year... £22.50 reduced from £65... it's dark blue. I like it.

 

[s7ephanie]

you become invisable in shops !!!

 

[DEFENDER01]

you become invisable in shops !!!

Now that could be quite useful.

 

[DEFENDER01]

If you laugh at this you are a bad person.

 

[Mrs M]

Aw

 

[cosmicbike]

Jasper Carrot....You know your getting older when you look in Greenwoods window while scratching your chin and think mmmmmmm that cardigan looks nice.

To go with the zip up tartan slippers..

 

[postman]

You don't wear light coloured trousers.