Your cycling fallacy is…

[rugby bloke]

FTFY

Eh ? I don;t speak abbreviations !

 

[outlash]

FTFY = Fixed That For You

 

[Drago]

Northern cyclists get more fadge than Southern ones.

 

[steveindenmark]

Electric bikes are only for old people.

 

[steveindenmark]

Cycle lanes ARE a good thing.

If you live in any other European country than the UK.

 

[SavageHoutkop]

The new one at Curry mile in Rusholme for one. Completely seperated now. Not ridden it yet but looks great and user friendly once finished.

There's a strip of segregated lane just north of that now as the first bit of the Oxford Road scheme (bus priority), that's even better at the moment as it's straight and simple

 

[SavageHoutkop]

"I couldn't possibly cycle that far" (or "my child couldn't possibly cycle that far")
(I'm no distance cyclist but I do cycle to work, 5 miles of flat is easily doable by most adults, and by almost all if you open it up to ebikes).
"I can't do my shopping by bike"

 

[cosmicbike]

Red bikes are faster...

 

[User16625]

Lance Armstrong was the 1st cyclist on the Moon.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Lance Armstrong was the 1st cyclist on the Moon.

Maybe not, but he got pretty high though.

 

[classic33]

Northern cyclists think hills are gentle inclines.

FTFY

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Tight shorts can make men look phallusy.

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

@potsy is a cyclist.

 

[EatSleepRideRepeat]

Recumbent bikes can't go up hills.

 

[EatSleepRideRepeat]

It's too dangerous to ride a bike on the road these days.